A LOVABLE LAMPSHADE

A lampshade designed in a dark, morbid castle it's walls damp with infestation. Professor Rhymölinkinstein is conducting an experiment inside Charlies Chauliflower Wonky Factory.
Making innovations in scientific engineering by creating many products including;
Rubber inflatables,
extra water-proof watering cans,
and furry, lovable lampshades designed to increase maternal bonds between you and your lampshade. You can learn to love it like its your own child or an old man.
The design of the lampshade was inspired by the furry grub grubs found in the Australian outback by his alter-ego Australian Ted.

the grubs grubs are vagina flowers that people pollenate by having sex with them.

1)"GRUB IN THE ELEVATOR, GRUBBING IT UP TIL WE HIT THE GROUND"
2) MMM A LOVABLE LAMPSHADE
3)
Australian Ted: "so dude you comin out tonight?"
Professor Rhymölinkinstein: "nah dude...i'm getting grubby with my lovable lampshade tonight"
Australian Ted: "ah fair dude, them lampshade are frodacious"

by ANEMALost March 27, 2010

lolabyte

A rating for something you found funny. The funnier something is, the more lolabytes it is awarded. Can also be shortened to "LB".

Dan: Did you hear that joke Webster told at lunch yesterday? It was 10lolabytes funny.

by Webster. July 5, 2007

Lodato

Verb - to shit, piss, cum, fart, sneeze, cough, and choke at once.

Every time I lodato, I tend to pass out and regain consciousness in a bed that isn't mine.

by germ.0 October 28, 2010

loda

Loda is a noun that can be used in many ways, but for the most part it just means "I'm good" or "Nice!"

-Hey bro, how you doing?
-Loda!

-Last night was fucking wild, this girl let me shit on her chest!
-LODAAAAAAAA!

by xSizzling June 1, 2020

lodan

One of a beautiful Arabic name is Lodan , Lodan is a beautiful lady that will make you happy any time you feel upset she will make your day 100x better she may have alot of fake friends but at the end of the day she is very inspiring and hopeful and very beautiful person and that is what i call a true friend, she may also be depressed sad or heart broken but never tells her friends!

Lodan helped her friend feel a lot better :)

by ANNNAAAA February 19, 2021

lovable curves

A popular TikTok Comedian with curves and a big booty

She stacked like lovable curves

by Teneea September 15, 2021

Lidabeth

Lidabeth already is a gorgeous name, so her looks are not far off from it. She’s beautiful, kind, and super funny. She makes a great partner. She’s good in bed and will make you laugh even when she’s feeling down. She tend to be anxious, but calm. She can be a b**** when she wants to (you would have to have done something really rude) She’s brave, but stays in her place. She’s the girl that goes to Walmart at three am to ride bicycles. Lidabeth is amazing.

“There’s Lidabeth, let’s go talk to her.”

“Lidabeth, you are so funny.”

“I love Lidabeth.”

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by Lidabeth November 23, 2021