by Zven January 30, 2009
Get the Cocktail Lobotomymug. as in "I just gave my girlfriend a sexual lobotomy"
Or "I dont think I'm gonna make it over I feel like I've had a sexual lobotomy."
Or "I dont think I'm gonna make it over I feel like I've had a sexual lobotomy."
by Mikeymike10159 July 18, 2015
Get the Sexual lobotomymug. A full frontal lobotomy is a form of psychosurgery. It consists of cutting the connections to and from, or simply destroying, the prefrontal cortex. This brain region has been implicated in planning complex cognitive behaviours, personality expression and moderating correct social behavior.
These procedures often result in major personality changes. Lobotomies have been used in the past to treat a wide range of mental illnesses including schizophrenia, clinical depression, and various anxiety disorders.
Celebrities who have had this procedure include Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest, golfer Jack Nicklaus, Prince William and President George W Bush.
The distinguishing mark of someone who has had a full frontal lobotomy is a nice pair of scars around the temples. The survival rate of the operation was vastly increased after the discovery of the lead pipe, which could be used to knock patients unconscious before the operation and meant surgery was no longer performed on people who were awake.
The full frontal lobotomy has long been criticized by the medical profession, as many are repulsed at the idea of destroying healthy tissue. The procedure while seemingly barbaric has been found particularly effective in controlling politicians.
Tesco began offering full frontal lobotomies with a four pack of tinned spaghetti in 1999.
These procedures often result in major personality changes. Lobotomies have been used in the past to treat a wide range of mental illnesses including schizophrenia, clinical depression, and various anxiety disorders.
Celebrities who have had this procedure include Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest, golfer Jack Nicklaus, Prince William and President George W Bush.
The distinguishing mark of someone who has had a full frontal lobotomy is a nice pair of scars around the temples. The survival rate of the operation was vastly increased after the discovery of the lead pipe, which could be used to knock patients unconscious before the operation and meant surgery was no longer performed on people who were awake.
The full frontal lobotomy has long been criticized by the medical profession, as many are repulsed at the idea of destroying healthy tissue. The procedure while seemingly barbaric has been found particularly effective in controlling politicians.
Tesco began offering full frontal lobotomies with a four pack of tinned spaghetti in 1999.
"Let's go to the supermarket for some pasta and a full frontal lobotomy."
Patient: "Doctor I received this injury while drinking last night."
Doctor: "That seems to be an unidentified drinking injury. The only known cure is a full frontal lobotomy."
Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy, you've hardly said a word since your lobotomy."
Jimmy: "Mhhwuahhg."
Patient: "Doctor I received this injury while drinking last night."
Doctor: "That seems to be an unidentified drinking injury. The only known cure is a full frontal lobotomy."
Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy, you've hardly said a word since your lobotomy."
Jimmy: "Mhhwuahhg."
by Jamie Douglas November 23, 2006
Get the full frontal lobotomymug. like a regular lobotomy, but performed with a Mack truck instead of surgical tools ensuring a quick and successful operation
by Markimedes September 29, 2023
Get the Mack truck lobotomymug. Dylan: "Are you the one who left it all behind because always bet on Hakari, or with this treasure I summon The Fingerer because I am you?"
Jake: "That lobotomy kaisen shit has severely fucked up your mind."
Jake: "That lobotomy kaisen shit has severely fucked up your mind."
by RealAhhJittleyang January 14, 2024
Get the Lobotomy Kaisenmug. Lobotomy Kaisen is a catchphrase used to describe fan art, memes and internet posts created by fans of the anime and manga series Jujutsu Kaisen when the show or anime goes on a production break. Coined on the subreddit /r/JujutsuFolk in late 2023, Lobotomy Kaisen is used to describe the influx of JJK memes such as Domain Expansion, Nah I'd Win and Gojo Backshots. The phrase uses the slang term "lobotomy" as a way to describe the chaotic and nonsensical nature of the memes.
Spoilers for lobotomy kaisen
Mickey Mouse :Domain Expansion. Mickey mouse clubhouse
Goofy:are you micjey mouse cuz you're a mouse, or are you a mouse cuz your mickey mouse.
Minnie Mouse: Mickey, would you lose?
Mickey: Nah, I'd win
Goofy: Domain Expansion Malevolent Hotdog
Narrator :But Mickey didnt know two things, always bet on Minnie and that throughout the earth and the mickey universe Goofy alone am the goofiest one
Mickey Mouse :Domain Expansion. Mickey mouse clubhouse
Goofy:are you micjey mouse cuz you're a mouse, or are you a mouse cuz your mickey mouse.
Minnie Mouse: Mickey, would you lose?
Mickey: Nah, I'd win
Goofy: Domain Expansion Malevolent Hotdog
Narrator :But Mickey didnt know two things, always bet on Minnie and that throughout the earth and the mickey universe Goofy alone am the goofiest one
by Meik Oksluong January 31, 2024
Get the Lobotomy Kaisenmug. A term originating from tiktok describing content where women are portrayed as happily accepting a situation that's probably not something they would have chosen for themselves, i.e. as though they had been given a lobotomy.
She didn't even have any lines in the movie, she's just there, staring. lobotomy core at its finest.
by x67 May 1, 2024
Get the lobotomy coremug.