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by Buttered Quayle October 12, 2020
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Damn, bro why are you so good.
It's because I am a 4-3 Linear Crutch and I am pussy to use any other sens
It's because I am a 4-3 Linear Crutch and I am pussy to use any other sens
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by Exodim January 16, 2024
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My husbands hand performed a linear progress creep last night when he came home drunk at 2am and I was trying to sleep in bed.
by Acellertnac November 22, 2023
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Is when a Person cannot play or watch a Game / TV Series / Movie that has a deep, connective and emotional story or plot-line without starting over from the very beginning (Sometimes not at all if the story is that Emotional to the person).
If a game has multiple choices and is impacted on the way you play then the first play-through of the game will be determined as Canon to the player (Even if said choices are perhaps not Canon to the game's universe) and any other play-through with different choices will seem wrong.
Even when they do start over from the beginning it will never feel the same and only leave memories of sadness to well up inside the person.
Is when a Person cannot play or watch a Game / TV Series / Movie that has a deep, connective and emotional story or plot-line without starting over from the very beginning (Sometimes not at all if the story is that Emotional to the person).
If a game has multiple choices and is impacted on the way you play then the first play-through of the game will be determined as Canon to the player (Even if said choices are perhaps not Canon to the game's universe) and any other play-through with different choices will seem wrong.
Even when they do start over from the beginning it will never feel the same and only leave memories of sadness to well up inside the person.
Person 1: Hey man, want to replay the Mass Effect Series?
Person 2: Sorry dude, my Linear Continuity Syndrome would scream at me if I did.
Person 2: Sorry dude, my Linear Continuity Syndrome would scream at me if I did.
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Flori-cal linear induction tube at noon in Miami and 3 hours later we arrived in San Diego at noon local. We went to the zoo then caught a bite to eat at horton plaza and made it in time for an 8pm curtain at the San Diego Opera
It let out at 11pm so we made it back to the station for some drinks then we caught the 2am local flori-cal for a 3 hour ride back to Miami and arrived there at 8am local time!
Flori-cal linear induction tube at noon in Miami and 3 hours later we arrived in San Diego at noon local. We went to the zoo then caught a bite to eat at horton plaza and made it in time for an 8pm curtain at the San Diego Opera
It let out at 11pm so we made it back to the station for some drinks then we caught the 2am local flori-cal for a 3 hour ride back to Miami and arrived there at 8am local time!
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