Lindsay Lohan

A walkin', talkin', stick figure disgrace to women everywhere, who can't sing nor act and who's boobs are bigger than her career.

Lindsay Lohan is a perfect example of an anorexic 'supposed to be a celeb' Paris Hilton, mixed with a Pamela Anderson/Jessica Simpson whos boobs are bigger than their career.

"My mom says if I ever try to be Lindsay Lohan, she'll kick me out of the house for being an anorexic whore."

Lindsay Lohan by Mollika July 16, 2008

lindsay lohan

ugly stupid bitch that can't sing or do anything else except have breast enlargements

that girl is such a lindsay lohan....urgh...

lindsay lohan by lindsay hater April 14, 2005

Lindsay Lohan

(n) Alcoholic beverage.

A red-headed slut with a splash of coke.

- 1 part peach schnapps
- 1 part Jagermeister
- 1/2 part cranberry juice
- 1/2 part Cola

Patron: Let me get a Lindsay Lohan.
Bartender: Yeah right...
Patron: Its a red-headed slut with a splash of coke.

Lindsay Lohan by dcbarlove January 12, 2009

lindsay lohan

A young woman who very much resembles a 90 year old and has let herself get sucked into the media along with everyone else.

Lindsay Lohan reminds me of my great grandmother.

lindsay lohan by seth_cohen_fan January 20, 2006

Lindsay Lohan

1) Talented actress who used to be fucking hot, before she started sniffing cocaine, drinking massive amounts of alcohol and becoming anorexic.

2) Cocaine.

1)

- Guy #1: Hey dude, I know it sounds fucking gay but did you see "Mean Girls"?

- Guy #2: Yeah bro! Lindsay Lohan was too fucking hot in that movie man.

2) Hey I got some of that Lindsay Lohan, a kilo to be exact.

Lindsay Lohan by BadassDude May 27, 2009

Lindsay Lohan

BiG ASS TITTIES!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!

i played with her lindsay's all night.

Lindsay Lohan by Rehab is 4 quitters March 5, 2005

lindsay lohan

A redhead who, like Hilary Duff, is a teen actress who thinks she's cool but really isn't. She also has a large chest and it's rumored that she had plastic surgery to get them. Hilary started a spat with her to get media attention, but it turns out that Aaron Carter was cheating on both of them, so they really should have been mad at him, but they weren't because they're both idiots.

I think Lindsay and Hilary Duff should stop singing and acting and save us all some trouble.

lindsay lohan by Kitty April 24, 2005