limpnodes

That entry just above this is kick ass! I mean, it is so incoherent and confused, I have no idea what the hell the poster was thinking!

Rock, rock on cousin!

by jrbobdobbs June 12, 2004

Kooloo-Limpah

The act of being creeped on while trying to go on with your life (Originated from Zelda games Tingle)

Who was that girl I saw checking you out earlier?
It was a fat chick kooloo-limpahing me!

by Jjworks139 January 22, 2012

Limpfant

When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.

During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.

by Duke January 22, 2003

limpnut

A male individual who does not have the back-bone to stand up to another person because they are scared or worried of the outcome.

Dude you are such a limpnut. Why didnt you stand up to your boss instead of giving in to all his commands?

by bosch1617 August 19, 2009

limantitos

the scariest gang to have ever existed, everyone fears them...find them on youtube at limantitos gaming 123

Person 1: Did you hear about the new gang in town?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: The limantitos, they kill anyone in their way...
Person 2: That's scary fast bro

by pakpakbokbok May 7, 2020

Limpatizer

Any woman ugly enough to remove an erection on sight.

That woman at the bar - she's hot, but don't look at the limpatizer to her left.

by hotroddrummer August 27, 2013

limpage

The immediate turning of an erect member into a floppy noodle.

Nick was having a great time with his girlfriend in bed.
Then she told him she wasn't enjoying it.
Nick suffered from a severe case of limpage.

by CearasuXxBalls October 9, 2013