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fucked up like a football bat 

Adjective. A phrase used to describe some one who is really screwed up personally and mentally.
John is "fucked up like a football bat."
That's "fucked up like a football bat."

Bunkin up like willy wonka 

when 3 or more people have to sleep in the same bed do to little sleeping space. just like charlies grandparents in willy wonka and the chocolate factory.
its cool bro, we bunkin up like willy wonka

bowed up like a cutworm

Busy as hell similar to chewie at HTI
Mike get the plant phone I'm bowed up like a cutworm

Wrapped up like burritoes 

When a person/people are covered up almost to their necks in bed...
Hey it's not that cold out -- why are we sleeping here, wrapped up like burritoes?

open you up like a can of beans 

When you imply that you will cut someone like you are opening a can of beans. Or if you mess with the horns you will get stabbed !!!
Keep that sh#t up bro and I will open you up like a can of beans !!!!

Pick it up like it's cold 

The opposite of dropping it like it's hot. Can be used in conjunction with aforementioned phrase, or alone.
Drop it like it's hot, pick it up like it's cold.

Pick it up like it's cold.