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Light is on

When someone is ready to date or looking for a committed relationship.
"I think you should flirt with him, his light is on!"
"Men are like cabs. When they're ready to get married, they turn their light on." -- Sex in the City
by geistweg January 25, 2015
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The light is on but nobody is home

A common phrase used to refer to someone who's perception is very, very slow. An imbacil for example. Someone who just can't understand.
A: Excuse me, what time is it?
B: Time for you to go home and play with soap!
A: But my mom will be angry if I waste soap?!
B: The light is on but nobody is home
C: Kalevet!!!
by wandman September 1, 2005
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Light dawns on Marblehead

When something obvious is finally recognized by some stupid shit.
It might be a good idea to wear a mask after Donald Trump caught COVID-19.
Ah, light dawns on Marblehead!
by Beat Service October 2, 2020
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Light dawns on Marblehead

(Of Massachusetts origin, reference to sunrising on the seashore over Marblehead, Mass)
Sudden realization of the obvious, the “Ah-ha!” moment. Sometimes with a smack on your forehead gesture for emphasis.
“Well D’uh! Then light dawns on Marblehead!”
by NoPrizners September 29, 2021
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Auxiliary light is on.

Auxiliary light is on.

During the Russo-Ukrainian War the saying "Auxilliary light is on" came to mean: "you're all about to die." In 2022 drones purchased at toy stores killed or wounded groups of Russian soldiers after being armed using the auxiliary light button on the controller.
We're in position...grenade away. Lads, the auxiliary light is on.
by yhjuyjsx October 13, 2022
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light my tits on fire

When a stripper splits a paper match & affixes it to her nipples & then lets a voyeur light the match.
Laura was the one who did this interesting trick of letting the customer light my tits on fire.
by Starchylde May 20, 2016
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light our balls on fire

something you would say after an another individual thinks of a dumbass idea.
Timmy: Hey guys lets go to the art show.

Justin: Or we could light our balls on fire.
by Don L February 18, 2008
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