fake a leak

When someone pretends they need to go to the bathroom to avoid class, they are faking a leak.

John: Isn't that the fourth time Bob's gone to take a leak in the last hour?
Jane: More like fake a leak, am I right?

by Sofia (ms: /lulzayakii) July 10, 2010

lepak

1) To hang out with friends, loiter about and do absolutely nothing. Commonly used in Malaysia.
2) Chill
3) Lepaking - the act of lepak

1) "Hey Johny, do you want to lepak this weekend?"
2) "Hey Mark, lepak okay? I don't need you on my case as well!"
3) Those youngsters lepaking in the park are not from this neighbourhood.

by NinjaMoo July 27, 2006

Wal-Mart is leaking

An expression of disdain exchanged in whispered tones when the type of toothless, obese, meth-addicted, inbred, poverty-stricken, trailer trash that normally shops at Wal-Mart is spotted in a higher-class establishment nearby.

"I was shopping at Target today and some mouth-breather was rummaging through the Garth Brooks CD's while her unwashed rug rats tore the store apart. I think Wal-Mart is leaking."

by CambAngst July 2, 2007

Anal Leaking

Where a man's Anus is leaked, like this, by the other person.
Like Ice cream.
And then, what happens, even Poo-Poo comes out.
The Poo-Poos out.
And then they eat the Poo-Poo.

See this person having sucked the other persons rectum, and the other person is Poo-Pooing, and this one is eating the Poo-Poo all over the place. He had some Anal Leaking in the bedroom.

by Martin Ssempa June 8, 2010

leakena

Leakena is a beautiful girl. She is kind in her own ways. Sometimes annoying and crazy. She was born to show love and make the best friends. Leakena is a sensitive girl and very pretty. Do not make Leakena mad! She will go insane on you! She shows lots of love and she is the best person you will meet. Leakena is a cool girl that likes to talk to boys a lot. She has conman with lots of people

I kind of think she is cool...
She is a leakena

by Lily Quinn March 13, 2017

lehakoe

Precious jewel or stone in the sea, the jewel of all hearts.

you are the Lehakoe to my heart

by patricialoony November 29, 2020

Slow gas leak

A stupid, souless, materialistically obsessed shell of a woman who, although physically attractive, possesses a personality as interesting as watching paint dry.

Usually accompanied by and annoying fake high pitch voice which makes you want to stab your own ear drums out with a HB no.2 pencil.

Mark: "So bro how was your date last night?"

Johnny: "Meh, she was hot but man that bitch was a slow gas leak forsure."

Mark: "Bummer."

by Sheap July 26, 2011