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leprechaun

1. A mischievious little man, often clad in green, who moves your remote and steals your underwear in the dark of night.

2. A vertically challenged pedophile who tricks little children into eating his magically delicious "lucky charms." Some say he's not even human. They say that the clover on his hat is his source of power. There is no way to destory it except to match it's awesome might. This is why on St. Patrick's Day, some children nearly went mad pawing at the ground, searching for a four-leaf clover. I encourage you to do the same, for the leprechaun equinox is near... Lucky's power will be at a climax, and by daybreak the world will be his.
1. "What's wrong, Katie?"
"That leprechaun has stolen me lucky panties!"

2. "Catch me lucky charms, they're magically delicious!"
by wysiwyg February 16, 2004
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Leprecum

To cum on someone's face, then throw lucky charms in their face screaming, "It's Magically Delicious."
Ross looks like a Leprechaun so he must leprecum on all the girls he gets with.
by Brodino October 20, 2010
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Leprechaun Sexual

Sorry I’m not interested, I’m leprechaun Sexual.

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St. Patrick St. Patrick’s Day
by Nmansurf December 19, 2017
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tall leprechaun lawyer

A tall leprechaun lawyer is a tall man resembling a leprechaun. Tall leprechaun lawyers can be referred to as the Ericsan. Tall leprechaun lawyers are often found to be incredibly nerdy nerd nerd like. They are often found in law firms listening to 80's top hits. Tall leprechaun lawyers can often be confused with the average leprechaun man. The difference is a tall leprechaun lawyer will have a small, fuzzy, white dog by their side, often referred to as da fuzz, and they will also a sacred belly-button. Tall leprechaun lawyers can be found in breweries or courts, these are their natural habitats. If you are so lucky as to find a tall leprechaun lawer make sure you ask for legal advice, hand them a beer, and say merry Christmas, because it is obviously their belief that Christmas and St. Patrick's day are combined all year.
Wow! By the looks of him, and his small, fluffy, white dog, he must be a tall leprechaun lawyer!
by HANARCHY_the 80's January 8, 2017
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leprecabra

The Leprecabra is a creature that is half Leprechaun and half Chupacabra. His mythical job is to milk queso from the rainbow. In return we all leave a little bit of beer in the bottom of our glasses on Cinco de Marcho to give thanks.
If you don't leave beer for the Leprecabra and drink too much, he will tear your stomach open to get his reward - so drink responsibly!
by Carlos Fantastico! May 11, 2010
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Leprecoon

a Leprecoon makes it easier to pick cottons, he doesn't have to bend down.
by Qwerty November 17, 2003
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leprechaun

a leprechaun knows where the gold is at. who else has seen it? say yeah!
could be a 'crack head' who got hold of to (sic) the wrong stuff. leprechaun leprechaun
by kingjim April 30, 2006
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