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Lebanese/Italian

These Lebanese/Italian kids dominate at video games. If you get ever challenge them they will always beat you. Always.
"Holy shit i just got 80,000 on Crazy Taxi, what now, bitch?"

"I just got 300,000, what now?"

"It's because you're Lebanese/Italian
by Pedo Bear13 December 18, 2008
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Red Lebanese

I tell you maaaiin, i tell you, The BEST Hashish in the world, go to Amsterdam and check out what's the most expensive!!
Harder to find in Lebanon than outside, just know who ur talkin to if you need some
dude, got some of that Red Lebanese?
Do NOT ask that question to anyone!!
by The Shaker December 7, 2005
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Lebanese Crossbow

When you're receiving a blumpkin and near climax you stand up bend the performer of said blumpkin over, give them a swirly in the toilet containing your excrement while you are penetrating them from behind.
after that lebanese crossbow brad gave her, sally gets a bit queezy around choclate ice cream and has gone through 2 large tubs of pumice soap.
by Stoney Rivers June 25, 2010
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Lebanese 7-Up

Tim: Let's head up to Vancouver and get that riot rocking right with some Lebanese 7-Ups!

Johnny: You are a racist.
by ThugLifer13WordYo June 29, 2011
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Lebanese lasagna

A commercially cooked dish presented as a home-cooked one.
"Hey, look, Kamal brought some Lebanese lasagna for our potluck!" said Dave, pointing to the Pizza Hut boxes.
by astralcowboy77 July 24, 2007
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Lebanese Microwave

A stunt only done once, 50% of participants died a horrible death, the other man was in a coma for a year and can still not prevent himself shitting constantly

Two people take strong explosive laxative, the only time this was done, the laxative used was Florida Fire-Hose (laxative).

Two Microwaves are placed on a table, from a set distance the two particpants must fire their shit into their microwave, then run and heat it up for 1 minute. Points are awarded for accuracy, amount of shit, percentage in the microwave and speed.

The second half has never been taken as one man had died as his intestines also accompanied the shit into the microwave and the second man was in a coma lying in a shit spill of Hamburg Oil Spill proportions. Theoretically whoever looses has to eat the warmed liquidy shit of the other participant and not wash his legs anus or mouth for a week.
Dude: I reckon im about to fire out enough shit to fill a microwave

Playa: Want to bet?

Dude: Hell yeah, whats the bet

Playa: Lets make a Lebanese Microwave out of this shit

Dude: b-b-but those guys died doing that

Playa: Man up you pussy, what sort of wimpy Thai are you

Dude: I dont have the bollocks for that, or the shit firing power

Playa: If you can't handle the heat don't shit in the microwave
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
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lebanese guy

lebanese guy: kind of guy who is hot and knows his shit..
girl a: see tht hottie lebanese guy in the mall omfg he is super fucking hot..

girl b: girl idc if i get an STD... :)

lebanese guys know thier shit FULL STOP.
by HOTASHELLSEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX October 21, 2010
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