a way to get students to slowly fail at life is compared to getting a million paper cuts all over your foreskin and bathing in a bath of blue food dyed vodka while simultaneously grinding your teeth against a cheese grader as you listen to its everyday bro on constant repeat for ten hours
my summit learning home page is more red then all of the dms i have unanswered and thats saying somthin
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A high school in Cudahy, California.. the only high school there... this school is from grades pre school to 12 grade and has some very good students with high potential.. this school is from lausd
person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: Elizabeth Learning Center
person 1: where is that at?
person 2: Cudahy
person 1: what? Cud what?
person 2: Cudahy!
Person 2: Man nobody knows us! :-(
Person 2: Elizabeth Learning Center
person 1: where is that at?
person 2: Cudahy
person 1: what? Cud what?
person 2: Cudahy!
Person 2: Man nobody knows us! :-(
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Student: The Castle Learning is due at 11:59 pm tonight.
Friend: I know, I just finished it and got an 86. We only learned half the questions in class.
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