learned the clarinet in school

A euphemism for the ability to give a fantastic blowjob. Most often used by johnlock shippers.

"I wonder if John can keep up with Sherlock in bed."
"Don't be an idiot, he learned the clarinet in school."

by J.H.W. November 4, 2012

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learnaholic

A person who chooses to learn more than required, either at home or school.

Why were you at school today by choice? Dude, you're such a learnaholic.

by thejoshua March 30, 2013

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Lealani

The sweetest person you will ever meet. You cannot help but instantly fall in love with her considering how gorgeous she is. The man who has her is literally the luckiest person alive.

Lealani is someone u don't wanna lose

by JohnLeggings August 31, 2020

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Learnaphobia

A state of being where the individual is unable to learn from past mistakes.

Bro, he keeps on slamming his dick under the toilet seat because he suffers from learnaphobia.

by Ranchgirls December 28, 2020

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What damn dirty rednecks and stupid hillbillys have none of. You see "book learn'in" is something you learn by actually picking up a book and being able to read it and comprehend what those letters mean. Since most rednecks and hilbillys are as dumb as a box of rocks, they can't read and think people who can read are the devil. This term is very common in the south, to hear the term used down south, either ask the dude with three teeth fucking a goat or the girl who just blew her brothers.

*redneck sittin on old wooden porch with his sheep as car pulls away, and hillbilly freind walks up* Redneck :That city folk thought he had lots o' book learn'in,cause he told me not to hump my sheep it bees ill-eagle.

Hillbilly: shit, did he real be sayin tat?

Redneck : Show did, I told him who would fuck a sick bird ? and you can't tell tis be a sheep?

Hilbilly: Damn city folks think theyz know everythin.

by TV CAR April 10, 2010

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