lazeebome 

A "slow person" from the middle of West Virginia that doesn't work much, but enough so as not to be considered retarded or a ward of the state.

Look at those lazeebomes, they have never worked a day in their lives.

I bet those lazeebomes still live with their moms.

lazeebome by Kovac Bitikeo March 11, 2009

Lazered 

The act of playing laser tag with a group of friends after dropping acid.

Only losers get slizzered, all the cool kids these days go get lazered

Lazered by Bnerdlatin January 16, 2011

lazer sharked 

Being high.

on anything.

the term was coined by a couple of guys high on weed though.

Dude, I'm so lazer sharked. I have no idea whats going on.

lazer sharked by Jaynik July 11, 2007

Lazerbeam 

A man that is obsessed with yelling the word yeet. He loves this word so much that he tattooed it to his body.

Person 1: hey have you seen lazerbeam
Person 2: yes he is the best YouTuber in the world

Lazerbeam by Lazerbeam is the best January 7, 2020

lazerface

describes the high from mushrooms containing psilocybin, or magic mushrooms.

"cmon dawg, runnin amuck will waste my lazerface...."

lazerface by alogz February 6, 2007

Laze 

v. tr.: to doing little or nothing at all; derived from lazy

"Man, it's going to be nice to do nothing but laze about all day."

Laze by J to the Dubs December 28, 2005

Lazeductive 

The act of being lazy and productive at the same time.

A: How was you weekend?
B: Pretty good, i got to sleep a lot.
A: Dude, you are so lazy.
B: I don't think so because I also did some project that I wanted to work on.
A: So, was it productive them?

B: Both, it was pretty lazeductive.

_______________________________

A:What are you doing?
B:homework!
A: yeah right!, you're on your bed and texting on your phone.
B:nope I'm preparing a presentation with Annie for next week
A: you guys are so lazeductive sometimes.

Lazeductive by Yonsoncb March 2, 2015