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Poor man's layaway

The crafty art of hiding an item you want (but cannot afford to buy) in a carefully chosen place somewhere within the store to ensure the item will be there when you're able to return with the money. A way for someone with inadequate or no money to "reserve" an item for themselves at a later date. Anyone who's ever been poor has done this at least once in their life. Also known as "squirrelling".
Joe: "Ma sent me out to the drug store for her tampons yesterday, and that's when I found the cd I've been looking for, but it was the last one in the store. After the tampons, there wasn't even enough left for a damn Coke, that stingy, bloody-twatted bitch!!"

Jack: So, what happened?

Joe: I wanted to steal it, but you know, the whole "3 strikes" thing. So I found a spot in the store to put it on poor man's layaway until next Friday, when I get paid.
by CactusHeart January 17, 2012
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Laya

THE BADDEST BITCH PERIODT
talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it
she is hot asf, a GODDESS and an overall baddie
+she always smells good.
a very good life to all them Laya's out there
Oh it's Laya , time to pay our respects.

Everyone bow down and kiss her feet
by dora the explorer whore April 12, 2021
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Laylah

An adorable smart female great friends great family has a very positive attitude is amazing at faking a smile also has all the local hotties drooling over her
Damn she is such a freakin laylah
by #best_person_ever May 26, 2016
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layan

Hmm...
A real heartbreaker.

You won't get over her, she has a way of lingering in the back of your mind. You'll have moments when you hate her but you love her. She probably gave you a taste of her love then pushed you away.

She's the girl you'll wish you treated better. Layan, Layan, Layan.

Keeps it real, works hard, a conversationalist, intimidatingly smart. Beautiful woman with a good heart.

Layan's are broken but beautiful, unknowingly takes on the role of the tortured genius. A perfectionist that's never satisfied.

Looking back, all Layan's ever wanted was time and loyalty. She'll love you hard and always treat you with respect. She'll put up with your disrespect until she's hurt enough to never come back.

I hope Layans heal from everything they don't talk about and I hope they stops letting their insecurities ruin good things for them.
Sam: you look like shit man
Orhan: thanks, I just lost a Layan
Sam: fuck, what you need is a pint rn
Orhan: nah, I just need my layan back
by napim69 October 11, 2021
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Laylah

The most beautiful,funny, intellegent amazing girl you could ever know. She is a queen and shines bright like a diamond, she's the star up in the sky, she's the mountain peak up high, she's the worlds greatest!!! She's that little bit of hope when your backs against the ropes, she's the worlds greatest!!!!!!

She's so gorgeous like my wordddddd
Oh my Laylah 😍😍😍😍😍
by Hunny‼️ May 24, 2017
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Layyah

The sexiest girl on this planet. If u meet her, DO NOT LOSE HER! She has this smile which makes men beg on their knees and she’s so fun to hang around with. She has a killer body which every man desires in a woman and there isn’t one thing anyone would want to change about her .
Omg she’s a Layyah
by Slip.8 August 6, 2018
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Layan

a girl that might as well be the hottest in the school, shes pretty and funny and extremely nice. she likes to joke around especially with guys, so guys are at her feet. Shes very hard to get though
dude im in love with this girl, but shes a layan so i dont think she'll go out with me
by thatsrightlolololol October 30, 2011
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