shaun de lay

Consumer of 93% of the global supply of coke, and 94% of the world's KFC...

"Can you knock it off!"

shaun de lay: "Take your books and get out"

by WHODOYOUTHINKIAM???! June 12, 2017

lay one traumatic

A bowel movement which causes extreme mental and physical anguish

Aidan: Are you alright mate? You look a bit pale and shaken
Tom: I just laid one traumatic
Aidan: Oh... I'm sorry

When you lay one traumatic there is a chance you might never completely recover

by jimmybarton August 29, 2009

Ken Lay

Either this biggest idiot not "minding the store" of a major energy company or a fucking douche bag that lied and bankrupted his employees while selling off his shares at Enron.

Said douche bag then conveniently dies while "slumming" in Aspen, Colorado while awaiting appeal; thusly ending his conviction and reinstating his wealth to his family without fear of civil judgments. Said body of douche bag then conveniently cremated immediately.

Most likely living in a foreign country with lax extradition agreements with the U.S.

Sentence- "Hey, lets dig up the body of that douche bag Ken Lay and drag it down to Wall Street and place it at the exchange and show those other greedy bastards their cult hero...oh wait...'his body' was cremated one day after he 'died'...how convenient for 'Kenny Boy'!"

by corporatescumbags July 28, 2009

Lay off the grass

Stop smoking weed. Or talk to me when your not high

"what'd u say?" x5
"'Lay off the grass bro it's driving me insane"

by oriyabara October 24, 2012

lay hands

To lay hands on someone is to want to fight someone. As in lay your fists on their body to create pain.

"He's talkin shit bout my grandma, so i'm bouta lay hands on a nigga."

by J-Thizz May 14, 2008

lay-in

A term used in prison referring to being given permission by one’s physician or psychologist to not have to leave the cell for a few days for whatever chosen reason.
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I’ve only got the rent-a-phone for the next two days so I got myself a lay-in so I can get in touch with as many family members as possible from the comfort of my rack.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 19, 2019

cadaverous lay

someone who resembles a dead body during sex due to lack of movement, participation, and/or energy

"she was a complete dead fish. cadaverous lay!"

by damesdarvis June 14, 2009