Angry Lawnmower

When you're fucking a girl doggy style and you pull her arms out from underneath her so her face is flat on the ground. You continue to thrust against her and, using her arms to direct her, move her forward like you are mowing a lawn.

"My boyfriend gave me an angry lawnmower last night and now my cheek hurts."

"I lawnmowered my girlfriend last night towards the beer."

by DFarese February 5, 2009

raped by a lawnmower

The appearance given by a bad haircut.

Because Hudson started going out with a hipster chick, he decided to get a new haircut to impress her. He now looks as if he's been raped by a lawnmower.

by Charles Dunbar September 20, 2010

The lawnmower ate my crackers

One sunny day, I walk a lonely road, the only road that I've have ever known. Suddenly, IM HURTIN BABY IM BROKEN DOWN, I NEED YOUR LOVIN LOVIN I NEED IT NOW. I ran down the stairs, nipple hairs, I thought, what is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more. I led a revolution in my bedroom and I set all the zippers free. After that I roam the city in a shopping cart, a pack of camel and a smoke alarm. But I'm not as think as you drunk i am. It hit it. HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT. The lawnmowers ate my crackers.

Macy: *walks into spanish classroom*
Me:*silent*
Macy: The lawnmower ate my crackers!
Me: *looks at the birds*
Me: *states deeply into your soul*

by ImAWall February 12, 2019

lawnmower

An alcoholic beverage containing vodka and wheatgrass juice. Invented by Homer Simpson from episode 5F19 of The Simpsons, "When You Dish Upon a Star."

Ron Howard: (sniffing Homer's breath) Do I smell vodka ... and wheatgrass?
Homer: It's called a lawnmower, I invented it, do you want one?

by Cintari May 18, 2008

Lawnmower

A sexual manuever in which an individual has his/her partner pull large anal beads out of their ass so fast and hard it looks like they are trying to start a lawnmower.

Why is Allan walking so funny? I guess his girl gave him another lawnmower last night.

by PlayDoc October 25, 2006

East Coast Lawnmowers

A spoof on the pop culture brand West Coast Choppers, making fun of guys who turn things into cool toys.

I saw a girl at the far with an East Coast Lawnmowers shirt on pushing her biker boyfriend around.

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

Lawnmower

When you're so pissed at someone that you bend them over and you put your hand through their legs and grope their whole ballsack and pull it back like you're starting a lawnmower.

Jack took my phone so I couldn't control myself and had to lawnmower him.

by The Chronic Method May 17, 2016