Lavianna

Def1: A turtle whose head looks like a slimey penis, and can retract said head inside its shell. Other female animals will mistake this turtle for a phallic protrusion, and begin to mate with its head.

Def2: A cyst on one's inner butt cheek that grows hair like Don King and smells like a homeless man who was promised money if he rolled around in shit, but never given the money.

"LMAO, that lavianna's head looks like my friend...who is also named lavianna!"
Doctor: "Alright, lets have a look --holy shit, this is serious. This lavianna on your ass has grown to huge sizes! Surgery is necessary immediately!"

by WateryMashedPotatos July 11, 2010

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Lavinia

A fucking bitch with usually green eyes and yucky dark hair. Name originates from Italy so probs from there. Pretty slutty. Not common but still avoid at all costs. They like to populate around Brooklyn area!!!

Girl 1: oh my god, did you see that new girl?
Girl 2: yeah, I think her name is Lavinia.
Girl 3: oh her! Yeah she's a fucking slut. Little European bitch.
Girl 1: yeah haha! She thinks the guys think she's hot. They really reckon she looks like a chubby version of my ass hole!

by Lil miss NJ March 10, 2013

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Lavicia

Lavicia is a great pretty person. One of the cutest with the head he size of vodka. Lavicia is one of the most thoughtful people you can meet. Lavicia is a goofy person that can make your day and mood completely better. Lavicia is definitely a girl that you would never want to lose as a friend or girlfriend, she is an amazing person.

Man, I heard you like Lavicia she’s a great person

by Anonymous urban January 24, 2018

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