When you subject your partner to extremely degrading and disrespectful dirty talk while wearing a fake mustache.
by Bane Lowmax September 21, 2021
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KS- Hey Lasso, you wanna come to lunch with us today?
The Lasso- I would, but I need to tick and tie these figures on ABC Inc's Balance Sheet.
Senior Manager (in his head)- Boy, that Lasso kid sure is a go-getter. And not to be gay or anything, but I'll bet he's a dynamo in the sack.
The Lasso- I would, but I need to tick and tie these figures on ABC Inc's Balance Sheet.
Senior Manager (in his head)- Boy, that Lasso kid sure is a go-getter. And not to be gay or anything, but I'll bet he's a dynamo in the sack.
by David B. Cool October 6, 2004
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A very unsanitary and unsightly act, usually undertaken to disgust and/or attack another being. The Dirty Lady Lasso involves a woman who is currently experiencing her period to tug away at the inserted tampon, and remove it for the world to see, complete with blood, mung, and other hideous substances it collected while inside the female. The lady then twirls the bloody object around, much like a lasso, and then throws said item at unsuspecting/undefended victim. First known case of the Dirty Lady Lasso was performed by the infamous Transsexual Kristina K.
"Yuck Man. I don't know what I did but before I knew it she did the old Dirty Lady Lasso and the the next thing I remember was having a bloody tampon land and soil my clothes."
by The Lasso Victim December 9, 2007
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usually seen sporting polo or nautica shirts, nike air max or new TN's. seen on town hall steps or in your local maccas.
usually seen sporting polo or nautica shirts, nike air max or new TN's. seen on town hall steps or in your local maccas.
by LILINNAWEST November 4, 2008
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Person 1: I can't believe Jessica just hooked up with that lady lasso like oh my god I can't even
Person 2: She went that low? Shit.
Person 2: She went that low? Shit.
by ZStambs21 January 20, 2017
Get the Lady Lasso mug.immediately drawn to a woman as if a rope shot out of her vagina lassoing you. the first step to being whipped. i. e pussy whipped.
Jackie was pussy lassoed as soon as Tiffany walked by.
Jack was pussy lassoed as soon as Allyssa walked by.
Jack was pussy lassoed as soon as Allyssa walked by.
by jackie norris & rachel baxter December 1, 2009
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