Lard On

An erection that is between 25% and 75% of full strength. Also called a semi.

Last night I had a lard on and had trouble entering Roxie.

by Kong Dong 69 December 1, 2020

tory lapdog

anyone who does whatever the Tories wants, dropping all there own ideas and agreeing with Tory ideas

NICK CLEGG the Liberal Democrats leader is a Tory Lapdog

by Mr Ananomous1874 December 5, 2010

dio ladro

Dio ladro is usually used when somebody is very angry and wants to scream all his pain. Dio ladro means god thief and this expression is very popular in veneto or the north of italy. Some words similar to dio ladro are: dio veleno, dio barabba, dio bastardo, dio brigante, dio castrato, dio lanciafiamme

Dio ladro che merda che sei !
Ma dio ladro dove cazzo sono le chiavi?
Dio schifoso ladro ma quanto cazzo ci metti a cagare ?
Dio ladro infame merdoso sudicio cane ma ho bucato la gomma
Dio ladro che puzza di merda

by Dio barbba 001 July 17, 2017

Tub of Lard Rodeo

Find a large women at a bar or anywhere and take her home. Get her to sleep with you and rail her from behind. When you start to finish yell at her "Your a fat bitch!". She will act like a bull and try to throw you off, but hold on as long as you can and keep going at it.

Last night i gave some fat bitch a tub of lard rodeo and she was thralling around for 5 minutes!

by BDoom August 2, 2009

lard off

A public argument between two fat people

Look at those two having a lard off in the street.

by iwys July 24, 2007

lard tard

A person who is both fat and stupid. A dumb lardass.

That woman is a fatty, and she is really dim and dumb. That makes her a lard tard.

by PMax January 11, 2009

Lando Norris

Lando Norris is a britishformula 1 driver. He is a meme lord. He is 19 and was born in Bristol,Uk.

Lando Norris is going to score good points this weekend. Have you seen is meme

by Carlos science October 25, 2019