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Landon

The overall perfect guy. He knows exactly how to treat a lady, won't break your heart, and expects nothing from you. He's extremely handsome, has the most amazing smile, and big brown eyes to match his brown hair. They're easy to get lost in and will make you melt every time he looks at you. He's very talented, both athletically and musically. Landon is the funniest, smartest and sweetest person you've ever met. He's very indecisive but knows exactly what to say in every situation. He's very mysterious about his personal life and no one would guess about his sorrowful past. He is truly a gentleman. He's unbelievably polite, the kind of guy a girl wants to bring home to her parents. The guy every girl dreams of marrying. He's great with both animals and kids. He has more friends than you can count, but still manages to make you feel important to him. He is quiet and shy around strangers but those who know him know his true personality.
Girl A: Who was that guy you were talking to? It's like he doesn't have any flaws!
Girl B: That was Landon, isn't he just perfect?
by The Average Teenager March 31, 2013
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lannon

a long bottom jack ass that farts in the bed with his nanny.
by jcykjt747 March 14, 2017
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landon-in-spain

A trip to Segovia, Spain that is offered by the Landon School of Bethesda, Maryland. Alcoholism runs rampant once the students find bars where the act of placing a 1 Euro coin on the bar is universal language for, "If you please, sir, I would like a shot of Tequila."

The trip is generally damaging to United States foreign relations.
Doctor: I've noticed your liver has been ravaged by the effects of alcohol. What the hell did you do this summer?

Student: Landon-in-Spain.
by joe g. November 27, 2004
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by Fax lol October 29, 2019
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Landon

Landon is a candy cane stealer
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Landon houle

Is a stupid ass bitch and likes to cheat and sucks a lot of dick
by WtfNoBixch March 31, 2019
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layonne

A Layonne is a type of girl with a very posh accent. She is often seen flaunting her "ability" to speak French, play piano or guitar. She acts far superior to anyone else because of her height and ability to read alot of novels. She also partakes in many "impressive" business courses to flaunt her intellect at any opportunity.

A Layonne is someone that got on a high horse and refuses to get down.
PERSON 1: "Did you see that girl? She just asked her father to tell the staff to rake the horse dung."

PERSON 2: "I know she is such a Layonne"
by StrandedFrenchie May 18, 2020
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