Lanstence

Is a person who can follows you around and reaches for exceptance and laughs or takes on jokes even they don't know what is going on.

Logan all ways follow me and he is such a lanstence

by Daquan geese November 11, 2017

Lansing Blow

Sounds like 'Glancing Blow' but is related to the number of dicks you (a downtrodden Michiganer) would be willing to suck (for money) in order to purchase bus fare out of state.

It was a Lansing Blow that brought me here to California, I sucked literally dozens of strange cocks through the glory hole in the handicap stall of the Greyhound Station to get the fuck out of Michigan.

by K.Grapher May 22, 2019

Maddison Lansing

Typically a female who draws retarded chickens and imagines herself as a balloon. Can also bench 500

“Maddison Lansing bro whats the deal with her chickens”
“Why does Maddison Lansing sound like ariana grande?”

by Marcopologr June 20, 2018

Gavin Larsen

Gavin Larsen will forever get so many women

Gavin Larsen has so many girls

by ufgwyegf yuwegyfgweygf yuwegfy October 20, 2021

Dirty Landen

When you snort coke off of an outdoor store owners penis and walk back across the street to your club with a tarp to have copious amounts of unprotected sex with Miranda... all while helping your bros clean ducks and scout.

It’s dirty Landen time! Que up the fuckin AC/DC we are headed back to camp.

by TheGhostOfTomWaits March 5, 2019

Landenberger

The act of pretending to be a quasi famous professional athlete with the intent to seduce a member of the opposite sex to engage in sexual favors including but not limited to the blumpkin.

Mike pulled a Landenberger last night while wearing his Kevin Youkilis jersey at the Big Easy.

by funnyburga May 23, 2006

lannen line

The most powerful weapon ever, made and wielded exclusively by Mr. Lannen.

Woah. What is that weapon?

That's a Lannen Line, man.

by TheLannen27 January 31, 2019