Landshawner

A goat that dreams to surpass the machine known as a lawnmower.

• May use a monotonous "baaaaa" during the mowing process

That dang landshawner is trying to race the lawnmower again.

by Cyanide Rose February 3, 2023

Kyle langston

The coolest dude on the planet. Will never curse because he is able to perfectly convey his every thought with elegant words. A man of mystery who keeps to himself but is the bomb-digity around his friends. Also a great kisser???

That dude is such a Kyle Langston. You gotta be friends with him

by Theudkskd June 1, 2021

Mr. Langston

A fucking shitty ass teacher that is fucking old/annoying and bout to die soon. Also, can suck my juicy, big, DICK!!!!

Omg fucking gosh Mr. Langston is a fucking cunt!!!

by Dick bitch!!! October 9, 2018

lansdowne

a middle-size borough in delaware county (delco) in pa. it is 10 minutes from philadelphia. it doesnt have a good school district, but is you go to st. philomena (where i went) or st. charles, you'll be fine. incorporated in 1893, it is quite possibly the best town in the entire U.S. the town symbol is the old sycamore tree that is 400 years old. there is also a neighborhoood that is lansdowne post office but is part of upper darby township.

i moved to gay as shit drexel hill and i hate it so much. i miss living in lansdowne.

by lilbenji July 21, 2008

landowner

A person attending a LAN party who brings everyone's mood down with their negative attitude.

"Chris played World of Warcraft alone for the whole LAN. When it came to doing stuff together, all he did was complain."
"Wow, what a landowner."

by vegetals June 20, 2019

Gabriel Langston

A gay guy who thinks that masonry is cool. He's awesome, However he is a massive hoe. He loves being in drama, but he's not very talented...

Person 1: Did you see Gabriel Langston in his doctor's outfit? He's so hot

Person 2: He's Gay.

by ZaddyEater April 9, 2020

lansdowner

An old drunk,especially one from Sheffield and surrounding districts.

The Lansdowner didn`t want to leave the Pub at closing time,he wanted to carry on inebriating himself.

by Ozzie Owl July 18, 2003