Laker Ice Bandit

Particularly malevolent consumers of the Ontario beer brand Laker Ice. Fueled by high alcohol content, low disposable income, and a passionate desire to purchase and consume more alcohol, Laker Ice Bandits are well known to police and local residents to frequently engage in petty crime, theft, and grifting. Crushed alcoholic beverage containers and evidence of rampant public urination are a telltale sign that one has entered the vicinity of one or more Laker Ice Bandits.

Aaron: Ayo Dylan, make sure you lock the garage before you head to bed tonight. I don't want a Laker Ice Bandit stealing my bike.

Dylan: For sure dude, I saw one roaming around our backyard last night

by TheUnderCoverWizrd December 7, 2023

Spring Laker

A cocktail created in the Beautiful Jersey Shore Town of Spring Lake. It is 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Red Bull, and a splash of Pineapple Juice.

The delicious drink has become synonymous with good times and overall sweetness. The drink is indigenous to the summer although is known to be enjoyed throughout the entire year.

Our bartender has been making some smooth Spring Lakers tonight.

by The gooser June 10, 2010

Swan Laker

1) Someone who lives in the Swan Lake Trailer Park in Mira Loma, CA. It is a gated community designed to keep the people in. 2) Someone who would be the absolute last person to attend a ballet or high school. 3) The antithesis of the graceful swan, Swan Lakers are more like inbred Ugly Ducklings.

Jerry Springer won't take no Swan Lakers.

by Bubba84 December 22, 2005

Onion Laker

Someone who has been a resident of Onion Lake, Saskatchewan for a period of, one year, or more.

Only an Onion Laker can do that!
I was gracious enough to meet an Onion Laker.

by Darkforce10 October 28, 2010

Golden State Laker fan

Past Los Angeles Laker fans that are currently Golden State Warrior fans. A bandwagoner.

Someone in 2010: Laker Nation!

Same Person in 2017: Dub Nation!

“I could’ve swore you were a Laker fan 7 years ago. You’re a Golden State Laker fan!”

by ButterflyDesign June 6, 2018

Onion Laker

A woman of distinction. A strong educated woman. a woman with children whom can feed, cloth and entertain her children.

An Onion Laker is a very strong woman

by FurLife April 13, 2014

WWLD (What Would Laker Do)

-Derived from the popular Christian statement of self-inquiry What Would Jesus Do (WWJD), what would Laker do refers to the thoughts and actions of acclaimed RTG researcher Matt Laker.

-Often used when trying to solve complex algebra or to speaking MBA

My secretary is out sick and I have a call to schedule, WWLD (What Would Laker Do)?

by Round Table Group January 18, 2008