piggly lard

someone who is fat and lazy like a pig.

andrew is such a piggly lard! all he does is eat and cry 😂😂

by chrustixd August 28, 2020

Sandusky's Lair

a place or location (often a locker room) where little boys and teens are taken to be abused for sexual pleasure of an older male.

Rumor has it that over 40 children have visited Sandusky's lair in the Penn State locker room over the last 10 years.

by Your Fuqqin Boy December 27, 2011

Mug Lair

Australian slang for a flashily dressed young man of brash and vulgar behavior.

That john is a real fuckin' Mug Lair mate.

by CurlyWurly2 March 29, 2009

laid ease

the cooler way of saying ladies

okay laid ease this is the tea

by tea stirrer June 14, 2018

Propensity to get Laid

The statiscal probability of having sex in a given situaltion.

Attending Reed College will increase my propensity to get laid, while attending The Citadel will decrease said propenisty.

by LaughingAloud July 31, 2009

Lard On

An erection that is between 25% and 75% of full strength. Also called a semi.

Last night I had a lard on and had trouble entering Roxie.

by Kong Dong 69 December 1, 2020

Lardi

someone who is way too sassy; not fat

Wow Ronan, why are you being such a lardi today?

by Chicken Lardi March 17, 2017