lady crumble

Lady crumble is a thick cheddar build up in the labia comprised of dead skin , yeast and oat milk .

Hot dam Alyssa really has a thick patch of lady crumble built up on those nickers

by Ripe March 27, 2021

lady cat

A lady cat is a girl who can't live without any cats. She is usually a shy, clumsy, crazy and funny person, that can know a lots of people about her clumsy. In her house there are usually a lot of cats, and she loves it all. Lady cat talks with her cats, and they understand and love theyre mistress.

people 1:"ehi, who is she?"
people 2:"who she?"
people 1:"the girl that is talking with that cat!"
people 2:"Ahhh she is a lady cat!!!"

by la_gattaraaaaaaaa November 22, 2021

Lady cake

Pussy , vagina , cunt , twat , punny .

Haz - "cake piece of cake on a plate"
Luke - "Thats a metaphor for your punny"

-Offering your punny on a plate-

"I'd Like to get a piece of that lady cake"

-I'd like to dog her-

"I want your cake on my face it tastes quite nice, but your a disgrace"

-Your pussy tastes nice but your a dog-

by mattsymon April 24, 2006

lady cum

(la'de kum) n. a "cute" and polite way to describe the mysterious fluids that leak out of the female reproductive organs after an orgasm.

"hmm...that is quite a bit of lady cum you have there, ma'am"

by shadowbadger June 26, 2008

Lady cock

male genetialia, on a transvestite

I slept with a tranny last night, but it's not gay because she has a lady cock and huge tits.

by Straightshooter July 21, 2016

Lady Cop

A girlfriend or woman whom you've slept with that checks up on you frequently via,text,pop-up or phone calls

Any girl that you laid it down on ,and the sex was good and she likes knowing if your giving it to some other woman

Damn your phone goes off alot :It's my "lady cop" woman checking up on her "Dick"

by DetroitEatsSouls November 20, 2013

Lady-Car

A sad, pathetic looking car that has extreme desire to be another automobile. Generally used to transport elderly to the market, early-bird specials and church. A general nuisance to other people do to its small tires and inability to go the speed limit. A perfect fit for any senior citizen.

Ed was driving his lady-car well below the speed limit to the early bird special when he hit a pot hole and the car's small tires went flat.

by teebone18 July 7, 2011