Lachlan

An annoying person who will not let you do your work.

Shut Up your being a Lachlan

by Toast Addict December 4, 2019

Lachlan

He is tall has lots of friends never does his work hot sexy all the girls secreatly love him

Girl: Oh man look it’s Lachlan he mine
Girl 2: no we agreed on this he’s mine
Lachlan: hey girls
Girl 1 and 2 : ahhhhhhh

by A random baked bean February 13, 2018

Lachlan

A little cunt who has a dick smaller than the ant that lives in your backyard and looks like transvestite

Oh look its Lachlan fucking with that ant again

by i am a weird person November 23, 2017

Lachlan

Lachlan is a pot head. He has anorexia and wants to be a fashion fuck. No style, no future and no friends.

Did you hear about Lachlan?

Yeah he is such a loser!

by gordon bolognaise January 9, 2019

Lachlan

Usually a short boy with a small dick. This name is for the whitest of white boys and is usually used for kids with a shitty past and future.

Do you know that lachlan kid? The one with a small dick? Yeah that one

by Mia Enh November 7, 2019

Lachlan

Lachlan, where do I begin with Lachlan. When you first meet them they might come across as quiet and soft-spoken, but that is only the very tippy-top of Lachlan. They're some of the most radiant and precious people in the world. With their amazing taste in music and impeccable talent, they can easily serenade you with their charm and music. Lachlan is one of the most down to earth and genuine person who you will ever meet, no matter what they will make it their mission to make you smile, they're some of the funniest people with a smile and laugh oh so sweet. And their eyes, WOW their eyes, you honestly will need a map to help you not get lost in them. Lachlan is, wonderful, incredible, warm, splendid, beautiful, amazingly talented, passionate, humourous, determined, and most importantly, will love you unconditionally.

Person 1: Hey who's that?
Person 2: Oh that? That's Lachlan, he's absolutely splendid and he is the BEST at serenading!!!

Person 1: WOW whoever ends up with Lachlan must be some incredibly lucky person

by sumza February 19, 2022

Lachlan

simply the fattest cock no cap

lachlans HUGE cock is out!!!

by chode smoker69 March 23, 2022