lumpy surprise

when you gave in to the urge to squeeze out what you thought was a silent fart, instead you shit your drawers.

this morning in class, i was totally humiliated when i gave birth to a lumpy surprise.

by banjobill January 10, 2009

lumpy fart

A fart containing substance. A fart gone awry.

Sara thought she could do a barking prairie dog but she ended up letting go with a lumpy fart instead.

by hoho223 February 13, 2010

Lumpy O'Reilly

Hottest Camel ever to grace Internet Fora, When Lumpy comes to your site you're in for a fun ride.

Lumpy has the best camel toe ever.

Man, I wish we had a Lumpy O'Reilly on our site, I'd totally dig that camel toe.

by Lumpy O'Reilly July 16, 2009

lumpy chicken

"Loud and clear", radio term.

"I can read you lumpy chicken, over and out".

by Les Norton Esq. June 9, 2016

A lumpy Julia

Same as a lumpy Jack, except it is when a man is fucking a girl in the anus and shoves his balls into the girl's asshole.

I was fucking Sarah last night and I gave her a lumpy Julia. It was fucked up.

by Punk Rodgers May 19, 2009

lumpy plumpy

When your asshole is inside out and someone licks it guud and gives it the guud succ, basically a blowjob on your inverted asshole

Did you hear about what Nathan did!?
He gave her the guud lumpy plumpy 😩💦

by Poopyheaddd June 16, 2017

Lumpy spum

A funny tennager who makes girls sexually pleased.

I miss Eliot the lumpy spum

by Andrew Lane March 12, 2018