lotion man

jamaican slang, referral to a gay man, who uses lotion to lubricate his backside for anal sex purposes

dat bwoy is a dyam lotion man

by danaturalb May 13, 2005

Lotion Guy

The guy with a chronic masturbation addiction that leads to domestic chaos and eventual divorce.

Guy 1: Yo nigga what does this guy have.
Guy 2: He has Lotion Guy Syndrome
Guy 1: DAMN!

by swagkid69420 November 9, 2020

lotion chimp

A particularly low-order minion -- qualified to perfrom only the most mindless tasks, on the order of a trained chimpanzee smearing suntan lotion on its reclining master.

I had a morning meeting, so I had my lotion chimp come over and let the electrician in.

by FitofPeak May 26, 2010

lotion overdose

When someone ( usually a teenage male) masturbates so frequently with lotion that his hands become so soft that normal tasks become impossible.

Dude, I lotion overdosed, now when I open the fridge, my hands tear.

by pleaseleavemealone November 3, 2011

lotion queen

An annual event with the process consisting of 5 people surrounding a pentagram and a singular lady in the centre donned with a crown who is showered in cheap dollar store lotion by each individual around the pentagram.

Did you hear the news? Karen was this years lotion queen.

Your dad may have diabetes but my mom has been a lotion queen for 10 years.

by havokhell November 29, 2021

Lotion and Motion

The act of using lotion the masterbate vigorously with speed

Hey man I just got done with that lotion and motion.

by the maker August 10, 2016

Lotion Crust

The nasty, hardened leftover lotion on the opening of the bottle. Slightly crusty and yellow in color.

When found in normal lotion, one desperately tries to remove said crusty lotion with vigorous effort.

Bro! What did you just fling at my face?

Sorry, bro, I was putting on some lotion and found that nasty hard shit in it.

Ah, lotion crust, all is forgiven.

by whippersnapper March 5, 2012