noun • a term used by white suburban housewives to refer to an African-American man of immense stature, and penile length, often consulted during periods of duress in pursuit of psychological, and usually sexual, satisfaction
(speaking to Zack, her daughter’s boyfriend)
Julianne: My daughter is in tears and you are NO PRINCE!!! We have been consulting the lord throughout this entire process, and he says you must surrender control, just like I surrendered control to the lord and his massive black cock. I felt his touch within me, and he filled me up to the brim with the enlightenment that I needed to deal with you, Zack. Now I will expel you from my daughter’s presence, unlike the lord’s child growing within me, so that I am always full of him.
Julianne: My daughter is in tears and you are NO PRINCE!!! We have been consulting the lord throughout this entire process, and he says you must surrender control, just like I surrendered control to the lord and his massive black cock. I felt his touch within me, and he filled me up to the brim with the enlightenment that I needed to deal with you, Zack. Now I will expel you from my daughter’s presence, unlike the lord’s child growing within me, so that I am always full of him.
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 December 05, 2020
A title of nobility granted to people of high standing in society by a monarch. Historically, lords served the purpose of governing lands for his king under the feudal system. After the Middle Ages, lords served roles in government. Now, the title is just one of mostly honor and tradition. However, lord can refer to any person possessing personal power beyond the normal.
Lord Calvert controls this feif for his majesty the king.
The name of the noble hero in this novel is Lord Ilpalazzo.
The name of the noble hero in this novel is Lord Ilpalazzo.
by David Perek September 04, 2004
by ughidkjustletmeposthtis October 02, 2013
by Fixxxer August 18, 2004
by slutlord I'm lordinn' May 19, 2014
a poncey twit. imagine 10 lords a leaping. now imagine how fucking stupid they look. Michael Flatley is the Lord of the dance. get it? Can be either a man or woman.
by Ashley St. Claire March 15, 2003
A unit of measurement equal to 65"/165 cm, or about 9.3 bananas (for scale). The Lorde as a non-SI unit of measure came about as a result of her hit song, "Royals", in which the singer specifically requests she become a scale for measuring objects ("Let me be your ruler").
Guy 1: I'm not a big fan of tall girls.
Guy 2: What are you talking about? She's barely even 1.1 Lordes.
Guy 2: What are you talking about? She's barely even 1.1 Lordes.
by ccccchris February 11, 2014