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LOL speak

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The official language of the lol cats, aka lawlcatz.Teh laguage was discovered when cats beggan attempting to speak the english language, to let their masters know what they desire, or to state events, they made possible.
The oldest demand of a speaking cat is recorded and used in lolcat pictures quite often, showing a hungry-looking cat saying "can i haz cheezburgr?"
LOL speak example

uneducated cat:
"Excuse me, good sir.Can I borrow your lolspeak dictionary?"
lawl kat:"Eye donznt now wat u iz tolkin ot meh.pleez taek mah lolz peak dikshonari!!1one!!"
by Shop the whop March 29, 2009
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lol squared

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lol x lol or lol to the power of two
a way for maths geeks to express that something was very funny.

See also lol to the power of -1
-"Somewhere in the cosmos, he said, along with all the planets inhabited by humanoids, reptiloids, fishoids, walking-treeoids and super intelligent shades of the colour blue, there was also a planet entirely given over to biro life forms, and it was to this planet that unattended biros would make their way, slipping quietly through wormholes in space to a world where they knew they could enjoy a uniquely biroid lifestyle, responding to highly biro orientated stimuli and in fact leading the biro equivalent of The Good Life."
-Lol squared!
by Lyde January 23, 2008
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Lol Squad

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New Zealands top indoor football (soccer) team

Background:

The Lol Squad whose sole aim is to end world poverty, stop political oppression in the Imperial State of Latvia, catch Osama Bin Laden and occasionally play a friendly game of football. . . they have currently have achieved none of the above.

The Lol Squad - New Zealands famous football (soccer) team most famously pounded Christchurch Football Club 19-1 at a legend game at the Lol Squad's home ground Old Trafford (not to be confused with Man United's) the team list stands currently

GK: Kev English
D: Kate(Now injured with broken toe from too much toe sex)
D: Jess The Chav
M: Ashlin the Negro
M: Lyndon the chain smoking porn rat
S: Gregg (the captain and lead goal scorer)

Subsitutes:
Tom Fraiser (Mr. Fraiser's son)
Native Woody
Fan 1: "Go Lol Squad!"
Fan 2: "Oh do you game?"
by Dizposible November 27, 2006
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lol snap

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This has become an increasingly popular phrase (on the 'net, at least). It means 'laugh out loud,' and 'snap' at the end is used for expression.
by Bill April 23, 2005
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Lol-syndrome

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When someone types 'lol' too many times in a conversation, they are then diagnosed with 'lol-syndrome'.
'loooooooooooooooooool'
'Dude, you got lol-syndrome.'
'loooool'
'-_-'
by TheBirdWithBlueEyes September 18, 2011
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LOL Syndrome

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noun-
the ability to take away the seriousness of ANY text conversation by adding lol, lmao, rotfl, etc.
Prime Examples of LOL Syndrome


ex 1- "da doc called...i mite have pancreatic cancer lol"

ex 2- "omg my bffl nd my bf have been seein each other bhinf my back lmao"
by Naaads93 April 7, 2009
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lol sack

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a lol sack is a fictional organ that is used to define how funny something was, it is the most funny a thing can be. you would use this term in situations where you laughed so hard that your balls (or stomach ) started to hurt.
that was so funny, it felt like someone punched me in my lol sack!
by RolyatEornom June 28, 2011
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