lickin the linoleum

once referred to as munching the carpet, but with todays trends the bean is smooth

Honey , I ventured downstairs to my surprise some one had ripped out the carpet , so I ended up lickin the linoleum.

by thats funny shit January 8, 2016

LBNL

Last But Not Least

I love apples because they are crunchy, healthy, and LBNL, tasty.

by lishafannie August 29, 2010

linolium

The lamer that never was.

OMFG linolium sucks.

by DarkSolider October 9, 2008

Libnol

Laughing inside but not out loud.
A replacement for "lol". But without technologically uneducated people thinking you are weird for laughing out loud at simple things.

Person 1: *says stupid joke*

Person 2: Libnol, that was ok.

by JBK4 May 5, 2009

lsnol

when one chooses to use lol but really isn't laughing out loud, instead uses lsnol (laughing silently not out loud) to not seem like an idiot.

Person 1: hey guess what i gave my brother a wedgie and his boxers where full of crap afterwards!

Person 2: lsnol thats nasty.

by Just J. July 15, 2010

linolstunks

a commitment or promise to someone, that is extremely strong.

Boy: I linolstunks that I will never cheat on you again
Gilr: awwww, you're soo sweet.

by felele ralala November 6, 2010

linoleum lizard

A derogatory term for a young child who is older and more annoyingly mobile than a crib crab. Often used interchangeably with rug monkey and rugrat.

The linoleum lizard is under the table again and won't come out. That's fine. As far as I'm concerned, the little bastard can stay there until his parents come home.

by IronNerf July 8, 2014