Oh Lawd Jesus

It refers to black people's pronunciation of "Lord Jesus"

You see a black girl with a huge butt and exclaim: Oh Lawd Jesus that ass!

by Vite May 04, 2014

oh lawd jesus

Black women dialogue for; "Oh how interestingly spontaneous that this particular event occurred at this paradime."

Shaniquela: "Oh Mama Jackson, me and Jamar O'Ryan are having a baby."

Mama Jackson: "Oh lawd Jesus!"

by Le_Willis May 21, 2014

Oh lawd he comin

The highest possible level of chonk attainable.

My sister's cat weighs 15kg (33lbs), oh lawd he comin'!

by Daemia April 15, 2019

oh lawd he coming

the thiccest lad known to mankind

Friend A: "The big chungus is one of the thiccest beings in the universe."

Friend B: "No. My cat is the thiccest being."

*cat walks in*

Friend A: "oh lawd he coming"

by liskkoz March 30, 2019

OH LAWD, HE COMIN

A phrase used to describe obese cats. It must be in all caps and spelled exactly the way it is shown above.

"Do you have a cat."

"Yeah. He weighs like 30 pounds though."

"OH LAWD, HE COMIN!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 05, 2022

lawde ka fact checker

someone who is a biased fact checker

arey is ki amma ko chodo yeh to lawde ka fact checker hai

by Rangeela Rasool June 30, 2021

Aw lawd he comin

What you say when in the presence of a chonk, a round boyo, or any other absolute unit

Hey, look over at the neighbors cat!

AW LAWD HE COMIN

by Oracle.exe January 12, 2019