latvian health ministry

A bunch of idiots

Hey look, the latvian health ministry made it illegal to buy anything besides food

by Jurisc December 15, 2020

Latvian double crutch

A Latvian double crutch usually takes place in hostels in Riga. It involves 1 female taking 2 crutches at the same time, either in the same hole or both holes at once

I went to this hostel in Riga and this girl named Kim was desparate for a good Latvian double crutching. So I got my crutches out and she lowered herself onto them from the top bunk and went to town. LAD

by DrSunners November 29, 2011

Latvian Locomotive

You start with a dutch rudder then just add more dudes for the Latvian Locomotive. You can have an endless number of dudes and dicks.

A friend and I were doing a dutch rudder when another friend decided he needed in on it. So we formed a Latvian Locomotive.

by FARTHAMMER July 28, 2023

Latvian

A Latvian is essentially a Lithuanian who didn't learn to speak properly.

Lithuanian: (says something)
Latvian: (replies)
Lithuanian: Bro wtf is that a real language?

by Foreigner3 November 29, 2021

the latvian curse

Got you there you fat Latvian shit ahahah better luck next time-Maxime

a Latvian curse is when you trick your friend into searching something up in urban dictionary

Tomass is dumb and fell to the Latvian curse

by Carmen6969 October 27, 2020

latvian diarrhea

cronical diarrhea where it feels like youre letting corrosive acid out of your ass.

I hate having latvian diarrhea!

by xX 44100 Xx October 14, 2021

Latvian Haircut

When a man trims a womans pubes with his teeth or vice versa

"I'm gonna give my sister a Latvian Haircut when I get home"

by anonymous June 14, 2025