latvian health ministry

A bunch of idiots

Hey look, the latvian health ministry made it illegal to buy anything besides food

by Jurisc December 15, 2020

Latvian double crutch

A Latvian double crutch usually takes place in hostels in Riga. It involves 1 female taking 2 crutches at the same time, either in the same hole or both holes at once

I went to this hostel in Riga and this girl named Kim was desparate for a good Latvian double crutching. So I got my crutches out and she lowered herself onto them from the top bunk and went to town. LAD

by DrSunners November 29, 2011

the latvian curse

Got you there you fat Latvian shit ahahah better luck next time-Maxime

a Latvian curse is when you trick your friend into searching something up in urban dictionary

Tomass is dumb and fell to the Latvian curse

by Carmen6969 October 27, 2020

Latvian national head day

latvian celebration when every couple gives each other head is on 23rd of March

Today is Latvian national head day!

by janiszarins March 22, 2023

latvian diarrhea

cronical diarrhea where it feels like youre letting corrosive acid out of your ass.

I hate having latvian diarrhea!

by xX 44100 Xx October 14, 2021

Latvian Haircut

When a man trims a womans pubes with his teeth or vice versa

"I'm gonna give my sister a Latvian Haircut when I get home"

by anonymous June 14, 2025

Drunken Latvian

When a stranger is dumping their trauma too early in the interaction when you have absolutely no interest whatsoever

Hey man, how's it going? Yeah i'm okay but girls are b****** and they ruin everything in your life and I've drunk 17 beers and now I'm on a Captain Morgan and - *at this point you stop listening*

Oh my god, I just had to deal with a drunken Latvian

by Mallampati October 13, 2025