Kufi

skull-cap worn by Muslims for prayer.

Bilal wears a kufi when he prays.

by SMS October 30, 2003

Kufel

(Verb, noun) - Semen, Ejaculant, Jizz, cream, Man Milk, or Flob.

"My God Jeffery, I seem to have kufel in my eye."

Harry:Christ, i'm about to kufel baby!
Sally:Already?! It's been 30 seconds...

by ABK December 1, 2004

Kufi

1- Hat muslims wear when they pray.

2- A kilo of drugs (usually cocaine)...A brick, key...

"A camel is an ounce, a kufi is a brick, tell him I need 5 kufis, and meet me on the strip." Cam'ron ft. Hell Rell - War

by h4d1 May 27, 2006

Ohio-Kufar-Dog

From modern Koudeilandic myths and children's games and internet culture. Ohio-Kufar-Dogs are average atheists during the day, but at night, they turn into vicious (often rabid) dogs, much like werewolves, and chase people through woods and/or quiet suburban streets at night. When the Ohio-Kufar-Dog comes near you, you will hear the song Swag Like Ohio by Lil B playing in the distance with bass turned up very high and it will become louder as the close in on you. The only ways to escape Ohio-Kufar-Dogs is to crush up leaves from a Wax Myrtle plant (Myrica Cerifera)and rub them on your skin. Muslims also claim saying "A'udhu billahi min ash-shaytan ir-rajeem," also makes them vanish if you have no Wax Myrtle leaves.

The Ohio-Kufar-Dog pack charged through the pines and Antarctic moss, closing in. My hear nearly beat out my chest as I heard bells and a man saying "It's ya boy little B," and I barely made it to the creek full of myrtle groves when I heard "Swag like Ohio, f__king all these b--ches," but luckily, I'm alright because introduced Wax Myrtle spread all over coastal Koudeiland.

by Luv Grand Kalligeezal Island March 26, 2023

kuff

to strike by any means necessary normally with a slap or a backhander

hafifa gave me a big kuff for calling her tonka tough

by cc July 4, 2004

getting on a niggas kufi

A Kufi (koo fee) is a hat traditionallly worn by muslims, it is made of a lace like material and sits atop ones head. To "get on" ones kufi means to be putting them under pressure, or straining them in some capacity. To trash talk someone, or call them out for what they are doing wrong.

He was out there talking major shit to that nigga, your boy was getting on a niggas kufi.

by numberoneplasyerinthegame October 5, 2012

Kuff

A picture of a girl peeing, usually taken by one of her girl friends, and usually in an intoxicated state. The most common Kuff is a girl on the toilet, followed closely by a girl squatting outside.

"Whoa, the girl in this Kuff has got a Brazilian goin' on down there!"

by JakeBarnes July 27, 2006