Kaysianity

A BDSM group with roots connected to Christianity. A sub-culture in the Midwest Kaysianity is extremely popular among strange groups of people including pedophiles and emo teenage girls. Membership is fairly complex. It involves the use of a sacrificial butt plug that has been wet with goats blood, holy oil and the semen or vaginal fluids of all current members. The only clause in joining is "members must be willing to partake in genital mutilation."
The root word Kaysi is from the name of the Original leader, who is known for her aggressiveness towards "baby ducks".

Bob: So what church do you go to?
Hank: I follow Kaysianity.
Bob: Is that the one with the butt plugs?
Hank: Yep.

by Loyal follower October 15, 2013

Krystalynn

Very rare female name. Less than 50 exist in the US.

Krystalynn went to go eat nachos, I hope she comes back alive.

by Krystalynn April 18, 2008

krystan

someone who is not a good boyfriend, cheats on all of his boyfriends with drag queens, freakishly oafish, ugly, and resembles adam sandler

krystan disgraces all people

by dgyt64 August 2, 2009

Krysina

A Krysina is half angel, half devil and one of a kind in every sense of the word. You will probably never see a Krysina, they are extremely rare, much like an albino octopus-it just doesn't happen very often. They are always fun to be around, at party's or at home on any day of the week. Krysina's rock worlds with their presence, and worlds wilt when they leave.

Jon-Oh snap son, is that a Krysina?
Bill-Did you just bust a nut in your pants and have a hemorrhage in your brain?
Jon-*on the ground having a seizure*
Bill-Yup that was probably a Krysina.

by Kronicacid February 5, 2010

Krystal

Amazing and beautiful

That Krystal is the best

by Meme123453 August 1, 2018

krystan

a loser who MAKES UP LIES about girls who rejected him or left him because he is worthless and has no appealing qualities whatsoever, don't believe a word that comes out of this compulsive liar's mouth, he does nothing but drool over celebrity girls he are on a different planet than him and a chronic masturbator

person 1: krystan is the biggest liar I've ever seen

person 2 : I know!

by kdjtuuu July 18, 2009

Krystiana

She’s a one of a kind and really funny she is truly remarkable and makes you happy she will do anything to keep you in her arms and you get attached to her really fast you will say I love you in the first week and she will say it back she will never give up on you or her loved ones she has the best laugh and smile her skin is super soft and is amazing

Did you hear about Ethan with Krystiana

Yeah they are really cute he’s so lucky

by Wh0sethan June 27, 2019