Kraken Snatch

A large and nasty vagina. Often accompanied by tendrils and a beak. The more nasty ones will have sailors and cannon balls inside too. These are attracted by loud thumping noises. When they queef large volumes of mucus and death will be discharged, along with portions of ships.

when she spread her legs she unleashed the kraken snatch and everywhere seamen ran for their lives.

by Anal Oil Rig January 17, 2010

Krakenos

The oddball kid in the bunch. The one you always make fun of and bully, and he is still happy and cheerful.

That Lucas is sucha a krakenos.

by xaxes November 7, 2012

Kraken anticheat

A reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyy good minehut anticheat worth $5

"Kraken anticheat is likely one of the best anticheats on Minehut" its not, dumbass

by RM2007 May 17, 2021

Pussy Kraken

A raunchy, smelly vagina, in which lives a pussy kraken. The kraken tends to feed on any objects placed into the pussy. When given the chance the kraken will emerge from the depths of the pussy, revealing its large teeth and long slimy tentacles.

Damn bro, I heard that bitch Pam Floyd got a Pussy Kraken.

by TGravy April 24, 2011

kraken

Misspelling of crank

Sidney Powell with another kraken lawsuit

by Queen Buttrix September 25, 2021

Kroken

Kroken is a guy who suddently leaves his job, and later regrets what he`s done and comes back on his knees, begging to get his beloved job back. He often plays hard to get between leaving and returning to his job.

"Kroken" is a norwegian name and translated to english, it means "hook". This howerver has nothing to do with the use of "Kroken".

At the office:
John: "Hey where`s Bob? He`s supposed to be here by now"

Frank: "Didn`t you hear? He quit yesterday at lunchtime!"

John: "WHAT?! Awww, that`s sooo Kroken!"

by TorSpe January 15, 2008

Kraken

A legendary wing suit parachute that took a long time to release.

"I love to fly my Kraken'
"I can't wait until the Kraken is released so I can fly it!"

by WingSuitChute July 23, 2019