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Kristine

a girl who is pretty sometimes and ugly at the same time.
Like a Kristine
by hellobro June 16, 2017
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Kristine Nicole

The most beautiful European girl there is. She is tall, slender, and has a bigger personality than anything in existence. She can make you laugh so easily just like she can also make you cry but no one else will ever compare to her. If you find a Kristine Nicole, marry her without hesitation. Have children with her and spend the rest of your life being the happiest person in the universe because you have something better than anyone else can ever have.
Guy: Oh my god this girl is pissing me the fuck off but I love her to death so I just want to implode into an alternate universe.

Friend: Sounds like you've found Kristine Nicole. Marry her.
by Thefoxgoesbitch January 9, 2014
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Kristine

Noun. Kristines are typically strange girls who force people to write definitions about them on Urban Dictionary. Their interests include youtubing, writing stories in first person, and creating endless layouts. They frequently move in herds and take impossibly long showers in the morning, forcing their cohabitants to resort to using the nearby river to cleanse themselves.
Bystander 1: Oh em gee.. is that a Kristine you're talking to?
Bystander 2: Absolutely, you can tell from the way she takes new pictures every 5 minutes or so.
by Wataridori September 1, 2006
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Kristine

common asian name, smokes weed, probably extremely fly, very badass, particular sex offender name, hot girl. Falls in love very easily. Gangstalicious, thugnificent
"I met suh a hot girl today"

"That girl is such a Kristine"
by dawesome February 25, 2010
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kristine king

An absolute beauty who'd finish a spicebag in a minute
Dya see that spicebag?? I'd Kristine King that
by mysweetness February 8, 2017
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kristinee

a weird, something, that is sisters with an egg
My friend is probably a Kristinee
by Cat nibba July 13, 2017
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kristine

a fugly disgusting bleach haired smegma huffing whore that sucks dick all day and looks like a walking botched thread lift
Kristine is a fugly whore and no one likes her xoxo
by thebaddestbitchxoxo May 4, 2022
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