Kristofer

Obviously, really really ridiculously ugly, a person with no friends, no social life and a particularly gargantuan penis.

(Which promotes his sexual life.)

Goes best with chocolate and whipped cream.

Watch out for stray hairs.

God, Kristofer's such a loser but he has such an extremely large penis that he gets laid more often than a bed at a mattress store.

by gorillagirl69 February 21, 2010

Kristofer

A cool was cunt with a massive cock and likes boobs that are big

Kid: i have a kristofer
Friend :Ohhhhh so u have a massive cock

by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019

kristofas

A very shit gamer that thinks he is good. Very smart, but smells like indians all the time.

This man got kristofassed

by Shahandas February 18, 2017

kristers bērziņš

The best and smartest person ever. You should care about him.

Kristers Bērziņš just liked a picture

by Kristerslol October 2, 2017

kristoffercoon

The most amazing person on Tumblr. Really caring and will always be there for friends. Known as coon or Redo. Really cute too.

"Hey, who's tumblr do you recommend?"
"Oh, you should def check out kristoffercoon."

by huhuehue September 13, 2013

krisztofer

A Hungarian boy who is always there for other but hides his inner emotions and like to deal with them by himself.he is always fascinated with himself in the mirror.He always listens to some kind of emo music,and loves to play along

Krisztofer you mean that emo kid

Krisztofer you mean that talented musicians

by Ikog October 7, 2019

krystofer

Very skinny, big head boy.Usually a boy with really old parents. Likes to lie a lot but is very good at it. He always like to tell himself that he is good at basketball, but he's not.

Your such a Krystofer.

by Krystofer June 18, 2018