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kentucky raisins

Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.
Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"

Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."
kentucky raisins by TopBun November 25, 2016

Kentucky Cock Slap 

A girl is on her knees you jerk off in your hand stick your dick in the girls mouth and slap her in the face with the cum in your hand
Damn that was a great Kentucky Cock Slap John did on Tammy Lin
Kentucky Cock Slap by freztubegod September 18, 2017

Kentucky log splitter 

When you are having anal sex and the female takes a shit, and the turd (log) is split in two by the penis, just like a log splitter.
I was banging Kendora last and she shit while I was in her ass.

Ooh, the classic Kentucky log splitter, you better make sure you clean that dog pretty good.

Lucky in Kentucky

Chugging a bottle of Jim Beam, while gettin' a blow job from a toothless woman in the restroom of a Flying J.
Rick: I had an out of body experience last night.

DeQuan: What happened?

Rick: I got Lucky in Kentucky!
Lucky in Kentucky by AlfredGore September 7, 2011

Kentucky Thumb 

Using the thumb to stop the flow of liquids when fingering a female partner, and she begins to squirt while on her period
"Yeah bro my girl came so hard on her shark week I had to give her the Kentucky Thumb"

Kentucky plug 

When you blow a load on her face and spin her around and shove an thumb in her ass and yell "just put a thumb in it" and then pull it out really fast and see how hard that slap round really hits
Hey baby can I pull the Kentucky plug on you tonight