Khazer

Khazer (חזיר ''kha'-zer'') is the Yiddish word for pig.

A khazer blaybt a khazer (lit. a pig remains a pig).

by Cousin Chaim May 9, 2012

Pressed Kramer

The result of irregualr homosexual intercourse- When a man gets fucked so hard, he looses control of his bowels and shits all over his partner.

Hey did you hear that Butch gave Mark a Pressed Kramer after the crafts fair?

by Captian Obvious September 13, 2005

kramered

To enter a place with the exact opposite of grace. A reference to the entrances made to Jerry Seinfeld's apartment by his neighbor, Kosmo Kramer on the 90's sitcom Seinfeld

My kid has issues with movement and gravity....the other day he Kramered into the front room and I thought he killed himself, the plant, the coat rack, AND the damned television...

by Enhale May 21, 2015

Kramerism

The religion of following Lord Kramer

Man one: I'm of the Muslim faith
Man two: You should convert to Kramerism and follow our ever-loving God, Lord Kramer

by High Reverend of Kramerism June 2, 2004

nick kramer

a tough motherfucka who wont take shit from nobody and loves anna

nick kramer said fuck u to da whore that tried to short change him

by iluvanna December 20, 2008

camp hess kramer

a dope jew camp. where all da shit go done.

i go to camp hess kramer to have fun yo

by madythehippie October 17, 2008

Butt kraker

A rare disease when a tentacle grows out of your butt hole after watching to much tentacle porn

I got butt krakers after a crazy night in Japan.

by Chicknlovr August 29, 2016