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Kratos Dad

Has a leviathan axe and likes to chop trees.
When he’s mad he uses the spartan rage and beats up with the blades of chaos.
He’s most likely retarded and is very very strict and racist as fuck against Arabs and Asians.

PSA: is most likely inbred.
Muhammad: Hey can we come to your house on Saturday Hasseb?

Xi Lee: Yeah I’ll bring sparkling water and a share size bag of skittles for the three of us.

Hasseb: Yeah sure

Saturday

Hasseb: sorry guys but My dad said no because it’s going to rain but it says on the forecast that it is a 10% chance that it will rain so then he said that we have to go somewhere at 12 but it is fucking 2pm and we haven’t gone anywhere.

Muhammad: bruh, bitch ass is such a Kratos Dad.

Xi Lee: Such an inbred bitch

Hasseb: Fr

Hasseb: Also my dad says he’s inviting guests over.

Muhammad: Such a retard, I swear
by Ching chong lee February 26, 2023
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Kratos

Angrier than before.
God of War 3 is just sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kratos has a lot of balls to against a bunch of pity gods....
by Mia Carissima February 28, 2010
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Named after the Ally McBeal series actress, this is a condition in which men literally stop in their tracks when looking at a woman that is completely physically stunning and flawless. It is sometimes marked by the loss of peripheral consciousness for hours or days as the male stares transfixed, feeling no pain nor hunger nor any sense of responsibility to attend to necessary matters. In war, the use of Ms Krakowski directly, via her surrogates, or her images to immobilize the enemy is expressly forbidden under any and all of the Geneva Convention agreements.
"Whoa Jake...You zoned out dude. One minute you were fine and the next you were comatose. Was it that blonde in the blue miniskirt?"

(Still in something of a stupor) "Yeah. I think so."

"Jane Krakowski Effect huh?"

(Beside himself now) "Is she here? The real one? Where?" (Jake fades out again lost in a mental image)

"Oh the blessing and curse of having the angel Jane Krakowski and her ilk living amongst us." (Jake's friend laments)
by Cirdellin December 29, 2009
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Kratos Espucci

A person who is a dick, or something that makes you so pissed you want to commit bad.
This Minecraft parkour map is being a Kratos Espucci
by Gibbles0110 March 9, 2020
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daddy kratos

A god like person who is usually thicc. Often a parent with a beard. Unisex
Damn he’s hot, a real Daddy Kratos
by Uc0n December 14, 2018
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Go Kratos

Named after the anti-hero of the God of War series, Kratos is a man so filled with rage and revenge that he decimates all in his path. Usually done up close and personal with bladed weapons resulting in a bloodbath.
I'm about to "Go Kratos" up in here!
by A.J. Valentine April 26, 2010
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kråkstad

A small place in Norway.
Kråkstad is a little place with plain, wood, farms, a train station, a school, a store and even one of those European highways E-18.
A place nearby is:Skotbu.
#1: Look at that cow, it's so healthy and cool!
#2: It's because it's from Kråkstad.
by StianOfSkotbu July 8, 2006
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