giveafu*kometer

A device for measurement of exactly to what degree one gives a fu*k (or not!) about any particular activity/comment/person etc.

Oh, you are the 4 Square Mayor of JFK Executive Lounge? That really doesn't register on my giveafu*kometer.

by HoweD July 15, 2010

Kozels

Large boobs. Boobs that are typically a size D or bigger. They are not misshapen or awkward. They are the best type of boobs.

I really don't like that girl at all. She's so stupid. But she has such nice kozels! They make me feel like I must sleep with her.

by boardskater March 13, 2010

Kozitzki

The last name for amazing, beautiful, sexy, and attractive people. Generally originating in Poland or Germany, this is also a name for immigrants that have come across during the great immigration. Befriend a Kozitzki, befriend the world!

"That Kozitzki gal is so spicy!"
"That Kozitzki guy is so hot!"

"Have you seen the Kozitzkis? They're smokin'!"

"Wow, girl, you're such a Kozitzki!"

by Sexy Creature May 2, 2009

Kokett

1. A german brand of tissues, used mainly by the mexican goverment to smuggle opium to china
2. a stupid drug pushing muscian with asian heritage

1. Will you hand me a kokett, I need to blow my nose.
2. Guy 1: What the hell is he listening to?
Guy 2: Some kokett band...

by Guess April 6, 2005

Kobet

A youngin' who constantly interrupts conversation by saying your name over and over until you answer, and then proceeds to say 'um' multiple times, like they forgot what they were going to say to you.

" I was talking to my mom but that boy kept being a kobet"

by freakerjinq May 7, 2009

Kobetose

Becoming paralytic under the influence of Marijuana. The subject does not make a single move or attempt to acknowledge outside influences. Time may also slow down completely making seconds feel like hours whilst trying to perform a simple task such as finding a DVD.

Holy shit that guys gone Kobetose!

by Matt-chan May 30, 2011

kozutetsusupremacy

kozutetsusupremacy Is amazing. LIKE SO COOL

I love kozutetsusupremacy.

kozutetsusupremacy Is the most swaggy person on earth :)

by cxiffymf March 25, 2021