Kourisexual

To have an attraction to everything and want to ejaculate aggressively on them, especially under a street light while it's freezing cold.

John is kourisexual, he wants to finish on everything that exists in the school

by Hehe133 March 24, 2022

ana kournikova

In Texas Holdem, Ace-King (AK) in the pocket is referred to as the Ana Kournikova because it looks good but never wins anything.

I was dealt an Ana Kournikova and went all in but lost to Rick's pair of deuces.

by Felix Appleby September 7, 2006

Kourtny

She is a girl/woman doesn't take crap from anyone. She often doesn't like to share things, but she can be a very outgoing person. Kourtny Is a strong, nice, and beautiful girl.

Kourtny doesn't take crap from nobody.

by Just a no one July 8, 2019

kourishibiz

Kourishibiz is a dude from Iran who has hairy legs and only works out on specific times and only work his legs. He do be squatting 100kg and bencing 75kg. In among us he is impostor 99% of the time and sells kex choklad out of his locker (not weed).

You: Good morning Kourishibiz! do you wanna go to the gym at 4pm?
Kourishibiz: No, gym 7:07AM on sunday. It's legday

by Alli Hakka pastan October 15, 2020

Kourtney

The name of a girl who tends to be nice to nearly everyone but won't share any problems about herself and is very dedicated to whatever she does.
Also likes to make sure everyone knows that you spell her name with a 'K'.

"That Kourtney is really nice, but I wish I knew more about her."

by anonymous1573 June 15, 2008

Anna Kournikova

NOUN (A-nah Corn-A-Ko-Va) Hot Russian tennis player who can't play tennis but is so freakin hot that nobody seems to notice.

Anna Kournikova can't play tennis for shit but I would love to bend her over the net and give her 'Forty-Love!

by DickTurd July 22, 2002

Anna Kournikova

Possibly the worlds most attractive female

Famous for playing tennis (or atleast attempting to), more famous for turning men like myself into drooling idiots

I'd give her a Grand Slam!

I'd love to smash my balls into her net!

by Tasteless male March 9, 2004