kong smacked 

When a dude with a big dick slaps a woman in the face with his dick.

Dude, she was givin' me a blowjob and right after I blew it in her mouth I kong smacked her right in the eye.

kong smacked by Chuck Vendaloo April 20, 2006

King Kong Skullfuck 

Facefucking someone while you pry their jaw open with your hands sometimes resulting in broken jaw. A reference to the scene in Peter Jackson’s King Kong (2005) in which King Kong pries a T. Rex’s jaws apart so far it completely snaps the T. Rex’s skull.

If you King Kong Skullfuck a woman your going to jail, breaking jaws is serious business

King Kong Skullfuck by Lucas Hood April 5, 2021

king kong slong

Big ass dck like a gorrilla dick

King kong slong gave it to me last night

king kong slong by Breadder'man March 17, 2017

Hong Kong shits 

When you eat at the Hong Kong Buffet in JohnstownPennsylvania and you gets the shits the next day from eating there.

Hi, I can't come into to work today. I got the Hong Kong shits. Thanks, bye.

Hong Kong shits by Carve a ham! August 22, 2011

Donkey Kong Song Girl 

A crappy definitioner of this website.

Minus the 'Girl' and you get Donkey Kong Song, a crapnosed individual with a balding scalp and Yu-Gi-Oh card collection the size of Texas.

Donkey Kong Song Girl by B-Drac September 18, 2003

kong strong

The worst and best energy drink ever made it tastes really bad but is almost adictive

Did you bring any Kong strong

Nah sorry couldn't find anyou

Oh well it taste like shit

kong strong by KongStrongKing January 30, 2018

Donkey Kong Song Girl 

(N.) An indivual who has come up with some rather, alarming and unusual Definitions to UrbanDictionary.com. Some kind of Jinx Pokemon Yu-Gi-Oh nut job who has been said to have a bottle up her rectum. Called a "Yu-Gi-Fag."

Can I get fries with my Donkey Kong Song Meal? Oh, and also a Blue Eyes White Dragon DKS Toy. Yay! Now I can be like Yugi Pidgeotto, too. I summon the power of my Millenium Donkey Kong Song to help defeat Maximillion Unicorn!

Donkey Kong Song Girl by G-Union June 24, 2003