Kohl's Hot

Not quite Nordstrom hot.. Not even Gap hot.. But still hot. Just maybe attainable for us regular guys.

Hey, she's Kohl's Hot--I bet I can get with her..

by KirbC August 30, 2010

Kohl's fitting room

A place for white trash (and all other kinds of trash) to piss in the stalls on clothes because they are too lazy to make it all the way to the bathroom.

"Ma, I gots to piss"

"Fuck it, go piss in the Kohl's fitting room"

by sveasgl November 28, 2009

Kohls Fitting Rooms

1. A place to try on cloths
2. A place of buisness
3. A place to hide and kill someone if you knew they were going into that particular place at a particular time
4. A good place to jump out of the stalls and scare your friends
5. The creepiest place in the world

"Dude, those Kohls Fitting Rooms would be a perfect place to jump Travis and kidnap him!! Hahaha"

by Flomper June 19, 2008

Meet me behind the Kohl's

Something one person will say to another to ask for sexual intercourse.

The woman said to the man, "Meet me behind the Kohl's", because she was horny.

by Aspeechkid January 8, 2011

Kohl's leave

This is what happens when you shit yourself at work and have to go to Kohl's to buy new pants and underwear. Best used when Kohl's is right across the street from work so you don't leave a train of actual shit.

Fuck. I just shit myself. Guess I better request Kohl's leave from management.

by CognitiveCaveat January 31, 2025

Paul Kohl

He is like the krasseste Banger but he keeps it secret so there wont be so mich publicity

He is Paul Kohl
That means: He is a krasser Banger

by Cuntdestroyer420 November 22, 2021

Kohl's

Major chain store specializing in selling clothing for normies designed by normies.

Hey let's go to Kohl's and get some generic loose-fitting and over-priced clothing.

by Space Wrangler August 25, 2021