Crack a kodiak

A phrase used to express the act of repeatedly striking/assaulting an obese male.

"I had a bad day so I decided to Crack a Kodiak", "I cannot wait to pure Crack a Kodiak"

by GyammonFast November 25, 2019

Colorado Kodiak

After taking such a brutal shit, you have to use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.

After deadlifting 3 plates Keith had to run to the bathroom to perform a emergency Colorado Kodiak.

by savannahbananas December 7, 2023

Colorado Kodiak

After taking such a brutal shit, you have you use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.

After deadlifting, Keith had to run to the bathroom to preform an emergency Colorado Kodiak.

by savannahbananas December 7, 2023

pull a Kodak

An attempt to save a company by announcing that they are also involved in cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin now.

"Did you read that MoneyGram is now working with Ripple (another cryptocurrency)"
"Yeah dude, they totally did pull a Kodak!"

by shafyy January 11, 2018

The Kodak

The Notorious dance that rapper, Kodak Black does in all of his music videos.

Yo, look at homie over there doing the Kodak!

by Poeticpig December 16, 2018

kodak logic

1. A system of thinking that everything is as it appears.
2. A system of thinking in which extreme value is placed on appearance.
3. A system of thinking in which extreme value is placed on material possessions.

Kodak Logic:
1. "She looks happy, so she can't be stressed."
2. "He'll only talk to me if I am the best looking person there."
3. "They are the perfect family; have you seen their house?"

by EJ5871 June 29, 2006

Kodak bop

A dance invented by South Florida rapper Kodak Black. The Kodak bop is popular in Broward County.

Boy#1: Wtf are you doing bruh?
Boy#2: I'm doing the Kodak bop.

by LilZoeVert August 8, 2016