like Kobe's new shoes

To say something is hot or on fire. Could generally mean bad-ass.

comes from the TV commercial where Kobe Bryant's new line of basketball shoes "Zoom Kobe V" catch on fire. They are said to be so hot, they are on FIRE!

a: "Did you see that fine girl at the bar?"
b: "Is she hot?"
a: "Like Kobe's new shoes"
b: "Daaaaaamn!"

by knuckler77 January 28, 2010

Kobe

A Kobe is a great friend to be around, and is usually very chill. At first they can be shy, but once you get on their good side they can be one of the funniest, most social, and coolest guys you have met. He will have your back through whatever, as long as you have theirs, so don't lose a kobe as they can be one of your best friends, as they mostly look at the bright side, and will put a smile on your face. Kobe's have huge dicks as a male, and are good in bed. They are very charming and good looking, and cute. Especially with their jaw lines and toned body and abs. Although they are handsome, they will only go for the person they care about the most, and think is the best for them and will stay loyal. They know how to put their words the right way to compliment you and make you feel better to give advice no matter who needs it.

Probably kobe

by Ispeakrealfacts July 27, 2019

Kobey

Kobey is the most amazing human on this earth and deserves the universe. You should never take him for granted because there is only one Kobey, and if you lose your Kobey you will never find another amazing Kobey like him. He is unique and special and cares for everyone. another reason you shouldn't lose him is because when you go to look for him in the Lost-and-found bin he prolly not gon be there so treat your kobey right or he will run away and he wont be in the bin when you go there to look for him.

Kobey is a beautiful human

by JimmySusan May 18, 2018

kobe stains

(noun) Blood, sweat, or semen stains left on hotel bed sheets or sofas.

When you check into a cheap motel, always check the bed sheets for kobe stains or else you're going to have to call house keeping to change the sheets.

by Will A. June 23, 2005

pulling a kobe bryant

when a guy cheats on his wife then gives her an expensive gift (preferably jewelery) so she forgets about what he did.

Man, did you hear that guy banged that bitch then started pulling a kobe bryant so his wife wouldnt get mad.

by XTDave November 21, 2006

kohley

a cool mother fucker with alot of swag everybody wants him if he doesnt no your name then you aint worth his time he is a badass and puts bros before hoes he is usually sexy and good in bed

damn kohley is smokin today

by mp-person November 5, 2011

Kobe Day

august 24th being 8/24 which are the numbers that he wore, this day is to honor him and if u have his jersey then to support and wear it on this day💔fly high

august 24 is kobe day

by @madmax1110 on snap January 26, 2020