pulling a kobe bryant

when a guy cheats on his wife then gives her an expensive gift (preferably jewelery) so she forgets about what he did.

Man, did you hear that guy banged that bitch then started pulling a kobe bryant so his wife wouldnt get mad.

by XTDave November 21, 2006

Kobe Day

august 24th being 8/24 which are the numbers that he wore, this day is to honor him and if u have his jersey then to support and wear it on this day💔fly high

august 24 is kobe day

by @madmax1110 on snap January 26, 2020

KabelTTV

Kabelttv is a simpsons hit and run 'speedrunner' who streams on twitch. he is known for being bad at this game since all he cares about is his chat and the number 8 for some reason. he never finishes runs cos he always needs the toilet halfway through and almost pees his pants. his mods care more about the game than the streamer does witch is concerning. if u see kabel pb you are probably dreaming and should wake up

me: KabelTTV is a very good speedrunner
everyone else: wrong

by ketchuplover9000 June 30, 2021

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes)

gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*

by C44444 January 2, 2019

Kobe Bryant

A precocious basketball player who came to the NBA in 1996, plays to this day for the LA Lakers, has been to 7 championships and won 5, two of them without Shaquille O´neal. In the summer of 2003, he was accused of rape, but was found innocent of rape and guilty of adultery. In my opinion, the 2nd best player next to Michael Jordan.

Did you see that dunk by Kobe Bryant?
Yeah, what a spectacular dunk!

by david faustino September 22, 2012

kobe whistle

kobe whistle happens when the referees are calling unreasonable fouls on defenders who are guarding a superstar basketball player e.g. Kobe, James, McGrady etc.

Rookie to his teammate: I hate when I always get kobe whistled! I get fouled out every game!

by Sysonpyh December 17, 2008

kobetard

Kobetard is someone who loves Kobe so much that it distorts the reality ( that MJ is the best etc.) They usually are kids who havent seen Michael Jordan games which is why they believe Kobe IS the best basketball player alive. Kobetards often post comments like "Kobe>MJ" or "Kobe is the best player alive" Usually their nickname consists of references to Kobe Bryant.

"kobe is the best bbal player evaaaaaaaaaa! hes my man! Kobe>MJ+LeBron! No one could ever surpass his greatness. MJ is close but..nah!" comment posted by KobeBryantFan24

sysonpyh@KobeBryantFan24 "STFU Kobetard, MJ the best!"

by sysonpyh July 8, 2010