Friend: Dude, did you ask your boss for a raise?
Employee: I would’ve, but my boss spent our budget on bullshit.
Friend: Man, sounds like a total Kovar!
Employee: I would’ve, but my boss spent our budget on bullshit.
Friend: Man, sounds like a total Kovar!
by Fat Thelma December 1, 2022
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Best cousin ever she is about 5,4ft, 83 pounds, golden brown eyes, brown curly hair and her breath stinks like rotten feet but that doesn't matter because she is best and we r always here for each other.
Best cousin ever she is about 5,4ft, 83 pounds, golden brown eyes, brown curly hair and her breath stinks like rotten feet but that doesn't matter because she is best and we r always here for each other.
Person 1: Who is that big ass curly ball
Person 2: Oh, that girl over there is just Magdalena Kovač dont get close to her cuz she is farting like god damn Nicolas McLonson
Person 1: Oh shoot i was just about to ask her on Prom, but anyways thank you for warning
Person 2: No problem bro have a good one!
Person 1: Ok bye bro!
Person 2: Bye!
Person 2: Oh, that girl over there is just Magdalena Kovač dont get close to her cuz she is farting like god damn Nicolas McLonson
Person 1: Oh shoot i was just about to ask her on Prom, but anyways thank you for warning
Person 2: No problem bro have a good one!
Person 1: Ok bye bro!
Person 2: Bye!
by SMartin 2403 December 18, 2021
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A kind loving gentlemanly stud with a big dick. Someone who will go to extreme lengths to fulfill your every need. To you ladies out there in search of man, get yourself a Kove. They typically wear the same dad outfit everyday, but it will easily grow on you. Especially when they wear shorts, their perfect thighs will blow you away. Kove is an absolute sweetheart and great in bed.
CALEB: "Did you see that guy with that huge dick?"
JOSIAH: "Yeah! You mean Kove!
JAMES: "I wanna suck his meat so bad!"
MARC: "ME TOO!"
JOSIAH: "Yeah! You mean Kove!
JAMES: "I wanna suck his meat so bad!"
MARC: "ME TOO!"
by DownGoblin April 8, 2019
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gets hurt alot, but continues funneling mickeys and jumping off high places.
crazy but cool
gets hurt alot, but continues funneling mickeys and jumping off high places.
crazy but cool
"yo! that guy is such a kovacs!"
"did you see kovacs jump in that fire!?!"
"i want kovacs in my panties!"
"did you see kovacs jump in that fire!?!"
"i want kovacs in my panties!"
by gee hee hee February 20, 2007
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by WeightedTemp March 20, 2011
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What did you in Pre Algebra today?
I couldn't see what the teacher was doing, because Phoenix Kovacs' massiveness was in the way.
I couldn't see what the teacher was doing, because Phoenix Kovacs' massiveness was in the way.
by I Am The One True God July 29, 2016
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