A knuckle spider is the act of rapidly using your fingers in a spider-like motion while simultaneously inserting your fingers inside a woman's vagina with the intent of granting her intense pleasure.
Friend: "Yo, what did you get on the test?"
Guy: "A+"
Friend: "WTF? How? I thought you said you bombed it?"
Guy: "Yeah, I really needed that A so I went in after class and gave our teacher the ol' knuckle spider" (makes spider-like hand gesture)
Guy: "A+"
Friend: "WTF? How? I thought you said you bombed it?"
Guy: "Yeah, I really needed that A so I went in after class and gave our teacher the ol' knuckle spider" (makes spider-like hand gesture)
by BustMyCashew37.5 July 12, 2018
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Brother: he's doing the 5 knuckle shuffle
Brother: he's doing the 5 knuckle shuffle
by BlazeBeing May 14, 2015
Get the the 5 knuckle shuffle mug.1. The act of sexually arousing a female by completely inserting one (or more) fingers into her vagina, i.e. the third knuckle.
2. The act of sexually arousing a man by the use of the hand, i.e. handjob.
2. The act of sexually arousing a man by the use of the hand, i.e. handjob.
1. When I went to drop off Suzie last night she started blowing me and she squirted all over my leather seats doing the third knuckle shuffle!
2. Maria and I were watching TV, and she wouldn't let me get into her panties but she did the third knuckle shuffle on me.
2. Maria and I were watching TV, and she wouldn't let me get into her panties but she did the third knuckle shuffle on me.
by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003
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Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".
Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".
Geordie 1: Howaye man. Did ye score last night?
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.
by Eddie Faulkner May 22, 2008
Get the Five knuckle shuffle mug.1. The sound you hear after being punched repeatedly. This is usually accomplished by a bully of some sort.
2. The sound of a habitual knuckle-cracker, especially one who is capable of cracking many knuckles at once.
2. The sound of a habitual knuckle-cracker, especially one who is capable of cracking many knuckles at once.
"Oh man, Jimmy's probably hearing a knuckle symphony right now! Lets call an ambulance."
"Hey, man, thanks for the knuckle symphony right there. Really appreciate it."
"Hey, man, thanks for the knuckle symphony right there. Really appreciate it."
by phool23 December 16, 2009
Get the Knuckle Symphony mug.The act of vigorously scrubbing one's anus, usually with hot soapy water, to clean it of leftover fecal matter. It is more a practical technique than a pleasurable one, although some people find it serves the dual purpose.
The toilet paper at the resort was of poor quality so I had to hop in the shower and do a quick knuckle scrub before going to dinner.
by Diarrhea Farmer January 12, 2015
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